So, i have a new car, what should its name be?

[Mcupobob]

I got a new car too!! I named it the cock rocket. So you can't have that name.

 

[Motti]

Well if it's a crown victoria how about Queen?

 

[Berethond]

Why would you put nitrous in something with a large turning circle?
Reducing the turning circle is definitely your top priority. Try lowering it, stiffening the suspension, and maybe getting some anti-roll bars. Also, if you're really going to get serious about performance, start reducing weight.

Yeah about the weight, this car is made out of steel, rust, grit, and prolyl a few drops of blood. im keeping it that way xD its like an ocean cruise liner, when you figure out how to get a carnival cruise liner to turn around within 10 miles, tell me how to get the crown vick to tun in 10 feet xD hahaha. if anything i just want to improve strait line performance, while i am more or a person who likes to take corners, its like trying to make a cruise liner verse a yaht, you can make all the improvments you want, but you will still come up just a bit short.

So reducing weight is still a good idea.

 

[0_Insomnis_0]

Oliver! If you get the reference, you've been watching good television...

 

[Liam1390]

I think that you should name your car Sasha.

For obvious reasons.

 

[Phlakes]

Steve.

 

[vrbtny]

I'm going to invoke top gear now. But.

OLIVER!!!

 

[FalloutJack]

THE CAT! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86EGt3GuPw]

Sorry, bit of a running gag going. Please continue.

 

[SimuLord]

An old cop car that might disintegrate at any moment or explode? Clearly "The Bluesmobile".

 

[CaptainKoala]

The Millennium Falcon.

Or 'The Revirginator'

 

[Summerstorm]

Funmobile.

Or maybe just "Car"

 

[crudus]

I am gonna go with Sally. You just can't beat Sally.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

How bout "Get the fuck off my ass you miserable excuse for a driver or your face is gonna resemble a piece of bacon"?
No? Then greased lighting!!!!!
jk. I support the guy who said marvin

 

[Geekosaurus]

You only name your car if you're a girl.

 

[thylasos]

Archibald.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

So i just got my first car, im not legally allowed to drive it but untill im 16 this thing is my baby, all its little problems are for me to fix...and improve (nitro anyone?). however i am having some slight problems thinking of a good name to fit it.

Its a 1990 Crown Victoria, used to be a police car. its navy blue and only has a few nicks and dings on it, all leather bench seats (love them haha).

If you need to know, its got a turning circle = to a cruise liner, we found about 4 cuban cigar boxes dating back to 1952 in the trunck hahaha, and if you get slamed in the rear there's a slight chance that the gas tank could burst into flames creating a nice spectical haha.

So now that you all know a little bit about my new baby, what should its name be?

First that comes to mind for me is Christine, for obvious reasons haha, my mom says Deathmobile, a friend recommended Pyro Paradice becasue of the possible explosion haha, but now i hand the question over to you, fire away, no name is a bad one, and in the end ill tell you all what i decide to name her haha

I'd name it something typical. Like Bruce, or Sarah. ;O

This pretty muc. I called my lil car 'Otto', because it's a cool lil name, and it sounds like 'Auto', as in 'Automobile'. I like wordplay.

EDIT:

I am gonna go with Sally. You just can't beat Sally.

NO! *smack* BAD! you're only allowed to call it 'Sally' if it's a Mustang, and THEN... it becomes the most awesome thing ever.