So, i have a new car, what should its name be?

[Sinspiration]

Brum :3

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Why would you put nitrous in something with a large turning circle?
Reducing the turning circle is definitely your top priority. Try lowering it, stiffening the suspension, and maybe getting some anti-roll bars. Also, if you're really going to get serious about performance, start reducing weight.

Yeah about the weight, this car is made out of steel, rust, grit, and prolyl a few drops of blood. im keeping it that way xD its like an ocean cruise liner, when you figure out how to get a carnival cruise liner to turn around within 10 miles, tell me how to get the crown vick to tun in 10 feet xD hahaha. if anything i just want to improve strait line performance, while i am more or a person who likes to take corners, its like trying to make a cruise liner verse a yaht, you can make all the improvments you want, but you will still come up just a bit short.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Vicky.

It is so fitting, after all. And you always give your vehicle a girls name. Always.

Yeah i thought about vicky, but its such an obvious name, i dont want it to be so obvious and bland haha.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Red, White, and Boom.

The Pintos Other Brother.

Vintage Flaming Coffin.


I don't know, perhaps you should consider something that doesn't sound like it's gonna explode?

You see but the fact that it could at anytime spontaniosly combust just adds character xD

 

[Athol]

The Beast

 

[dex-dex]

NANCY!!!
or Harris

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Moe. Best name for a car....ever!

 

[Vykrel]

well, since were all gamers here, maybe you should name it something gaming-related and police-related... like Pigsy, or Donut.

i dunno

 

[dex-dex]

How about Deathtrap? Seems fitting...

a screaming metal death trap!
yeah when i get my car i shall call it that! or Julian from the trailer park boys

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Car 54.

And you're Sergeant BRICK DANGER!

 

[Socius]

Marvin, simply because no mechanical being in the multiverse can even partisipate in the competition that is his awesome depression.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Name it...Sir Winston Porter.

 

[Nouw]

Deathproof.

ZING!

 

[The Rockerfly]

Ghetto mobile

 

[Meathands]

Bob Bollocks, or Rooster Cogburn.

Failing that start an ancestral heritage for your cars. Mine's called Imhotep Tichondrius Hendy Oatsy II M.D.

 

[smithy_2045]

The sexmobile.

 

[Danzaivar]

How haha about haha the haha Pimpinator haha.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Your plan is to name your car?

Ooohhh boy.... It's going to be hard 10 years from now when it turns into something less useful than a can opener.

No ties! Cut all the ties!