So I need to cry...

[Mafoobula]

Really? REALLY?! Not one person here has thought to point OP to the story of Ugly? I can't even remember the moral of the story without my eyes clouding up. I had to copy/paste the url while intentionally keeping my sight away from the text, it's THAT potent.

So here you go, OP, and to those of you who have not experienced the soul-rending sorrow that is the story of Ugly.


http://www.tasgreetings.com/ugly.htm

 

[WestMountain]

There's a plane right now that was supposed to go from Canada to Pakistan but it had to go between land in Sweden because there was a bomb threat, 273 people is on that plane.

If it blows up I would cry, dont know about you..

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100925/ap_on_re_eu/eu_sweden_plane_bomb_threat

 

[TheLaofKazi]

 

[Codenet]

You wanna cry? Here you go:

This scene also serves to test whether you have a soul. In the future, all those questions about whether intelligent machines are alive will be determined by making them watch this clip.

I'm a robot, that clip didn't emotionally get to me .

either.

And it did make sense, he was crying, why the fuck didn't he sink?

 

[tthor]

Grave of the Fireflies. The whole movie.

That or "Jurassic Bark" from Futurama Vol. 4. Don't let Futurama's namesake for delivering comedy fool you. The end of this episode will make you cry the whole fucking Nile.

That episode of Futurama made me cry too and it was the only cartoon to ever do that. Whenever I think about it I think of my dog and when he will die. I'm getting slightly depressed just thinking about it.

thats what i love about futurama, tho its very comedic, it can also have a storyline to it, and can even be quite sad and dramatic

 

[knight steel]

This was the the scene I cried the most I have ever cried when watching a television show. So, hope it makes you cry.

I love you David and i will never forget you.

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

Well, this always makes me feel sad...

<youtube=zqQTODR3kR8>

3:30 to the end gets me every time.

FUCK NINJAD I JUST WENT LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND EVERYTHING.

nice to find another MM fan out there though

 

[Something Amyss]

You wanna cry? Here you go:

This scene also serves to test whether you have a soul. In the future, all those questions about whether intelligent machines are alive will be determined by making them watch this clip.

I'm a robot, that clip didn't emotionally get to me .

Does this mean I have no soul? All I could think of was how terrible his acting was.

OMG! They've already infiltrated us!

 

[Something Amyss]

This was the the scene I cried the most I have ever cried when watching a television show. So, hope it makes you cry.

I love you David and i will never forget you.

God, how I hated seeing him go.

 

[Jonluw]

The title mainly says it all I need to find a way to cry hopefully with movie or TV or even sad music. Help me by posting any sort of sad clip heres a clip that should be enough to reduce me to tears.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi4QJReVWhE

I don't know why you need to cry, I don't know what kind of crying you need to do; all I know is that if you need to cry, go watch Clannad and Clannad after story (anime). Seriously. Ask anyone who has watched it. It is the most touching thing ever. Ever.

Edit: You see that badge I've got? Chilly it's called. It means I'm a rather cold person. Still, Clannad has touched me in ways I can't describe.

Edit:

Just go watch all of Clannad and Clannad After Story. RIGHT NOW.

Clannad. That is all.

Listen to these people.

 

[Azulito]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guvY8Qbac7E

I dont know how to do the youtube embedding xD;

 

[zidine100]

don't know why you need to cry, I don't know what kind of crying you need to do; all I know is that if you need to cry, go watch Clannad and Clannad after story (anime). Seriously. Ask anyone who has watched it. It is the most touching thing ever. Ever.

Edit: You see that badge I've got? Chilly it's called. It means I'm a rather cold person. Still, Clannad has touched me in ways I can't describe.

or alternatively play the vn, (i still maintain that its better)

or this.

http://narcissu.insani.org/index.html

 

[Plinglebob]

Its the Muppets so it can't be sad!

 

[skywalkerlion]

It makes me cry every time I hear it

Just ignore the English lyrics. I think it's better sung in the original language.

 

[smithy_2045]

I don't remember the last time I've cried due to my emotions, rather than being physically in pain.

 

[Outright Villainy]

This works for me usually:

Anyway, I'd pick that song from Metal gear solid 4. Unfortunately I can't remember the name of it, it's near the end of the game, when you upload the virus after the microwave chamber. I'd youtube it but I'm on college computers now...
Drat!

Edit: I thought this was just sad music!

In that case watch the first 15 minutes of Up. Sadness guaranteed.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Here you go. This song always touches something inside me

Spoiler

 

[RanD00M]

Watch the Futurama episode Jurassic Bark. That should whip some tear out in no time.

 

[-Samurai-]

Wait, wait, reboot? What are you talking about? D:

Warner Bros., The Kennedy/Marshall Co., and Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way are in the early stages of rebooting the franchise by re-adapting Michael Ende's novel of the same name. They intend to "examine the more nuanced details of the book" rather than remake the original film by Wolfgang Petersen.

Source. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_NeverEnding_Story_%28film%29#Reboot]

I realize that some people find Wikipedia a joke for sources, but their sources are usually correct.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

You wanna cry? Here you go:

Aww dude, just depress everyone.