Clearing the Eye said:
Kids nowadays, with their weak stomachs and their skateboards on the sidewalks. Go to some morgues and watch a few autopsies. That'll fix ya right up!
Today my college class had a talk about road safety and tons of adverts with all the icky bits left in. In one of them a car crashed into another car, spun off and fell on top of a kid playing football. I laughed.
But there was one where a couple were making out and the car crashed into them and pinned the boy to the girl and killed him. Her legs were crushed as well. Not to mention that the boy, in the last moments of life, bit her tongue off.
Oh, and there was a one showing the internal organs jiggling around during a crash. With sound effects and everything. Bet you old people are trying to get young 'uns to man up by showing them this.
It's a conspiracy!
Fun times.With that scene in the movie, I was like: "Are future painkillers magical?" because everyone knows you have to fight xenomorphs with a stapled stomach
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Go and see a doctor, dude. That doesn't sound normal.