Johnny Impact said:
Andy of Comix Inc said:
Also, that scene in Prometheus wasn't as bad as I expected. All the tension was killed when she jumped up from the table - stitches in and everything - and just started running away. Like, everything's fine. I wanted to yell at the screen. PRETTY SPRY FOR HAVING A BUNCH OF STAPLES IN YOUR GODDAMN ABDOMEN!! Kinda takes the squick out of squick when it's also horribly lazily written.
This.
If I ran, jumped, fell, and suffered as much abuse as she does from that point until movie's end, I would be in very sorry shape. Certainly I would sit and rest for a while before lugging a broken android onto a spaceship and blasting off In Search Of Sequ--er, I mean, In Search Of Answers.
She, on the other hand, would have suffered one continuous gushing hemorrhage from the moment she got off the table until, oh, maybe a quarter mile later, when she would have fallen over dead.
Also, the painkillers (what was the count, like seven shots in 20 minutes?). There's a reason you don't just give yourself shot after shot after shot of major anesthetic. It's called
you fucking die if you do that.
I have several very large problems with this movie.
Awesome!
........And a couple more things I don't believe they covered. First, what the HELL is up with the Engineer they awaken at the end of the movie?? Here's a member of a race of technologically advanced ubermenschen, perhaps the only one of his kind left alive anywhere, who fled the destruction of his facility, has been in cryosleep for two thousand years, there is all this buildup like we're going to hear some puissant message from him to us his children -- and he doesn't say a goddamned word, just starts breaking necks.
Really, big guy? We travel hundreds of light years, battle your horrid little beasts, restore you to life, speak to you in your own language, and you don't have ONE WORD to say about anything that's happened? Even a cliche like "Earthlings? You are a disappointment, we will scrub you from the universe like bleach on a stain blah blah" and THEN breaking necks would have been SO much better than nothing.
Then he dies like a ***** at the hands -- well, noodly appendages -- of his own monster. WHY? I realize he was blindsided but he had to know those critters were running around. Hell, they KILLED HIS WHOLE FUCKING CREW and had obviously had a go at the earthlings as well. Didn't he think to pick up, oh, I dunno, maybe a fucking GUN? Or even a knife? Maybe just put his armor back on? Nope, in the unimaginable future where we make biomechanoid killing machines for fun, our bare hands are the only weapons or protection we've ever conceived for ourselves. How is it that incomprehensibly advanced beings are so cataclysmically STUPID? Was that the point of the movie, that they aren't any smarter than we are??