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theparsonski

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I have my History GCSE exam on Tuesday, and it's on Germany from 1918-1945. I'd like to sneak in some interesting facts that we haven't been taught in class, just to be a smartass. So, has anyone got any interesting facts about the Nazis (as you may be able to guess, they feature rather prominently under that heading). In fact, anything interesting about the topic at all would do for me. I'll soon see how quirky I can make my essay...
 

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Depends what kind of stuff you want to know...

1) More atrocities of the vague sort?
2) Repentent Nazis (yes, they existed)...
3) SS dissenters
4) Laconia Order
5) Fashion
6) Military ideology vs social ideology and the conflict therein

*shrug* Pick one...
 

theparsonski

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SckizoBoy said:
Depends what kind of stuff you want to know...

1) More atrocities of the vague sort?
2) Repentent Nazis (yes, they existed)...
3) SS dissenters
4) Laconia Order
5) Fashion
6) Military ideology vs social ideology and the conflict therein

*shrug* Pick one...
The most interesting one.

EDIT: Actually, atrocities they commited before the war would be good, stuff like the extermination of disabled people in the mental hospitals etc.

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They were dicks.
I'll try and include that, but there's not much scope for it to be honest...
 
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The Nazis were actually the first people to ban smoking in public places, such as hospitals.

They knew the health dangers of smoking.
 

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Look up Josef Mengele - he's a cool dude. I think they don't reach him in class.
 

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DoPo said:
Look up Josef Mengele - he's a cool dude. I think they don't reach him in class.
Oh, we covered him a bit, but I did some extra research, the guy was a genius! Who else would have considered attaching eyes to the back of your head to see what's behind you? Brilliant!

Daystar Clarion said:
The Nazis were actually the first people to ban smoking in public places, such as hospitals.

They knew the health dangers of smoking.
That really is interesting, I'll definitely include that if there are any questions about Nazi culture.
 

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theparsonski said:
The most interesting one.

EDIT: Actually, atrocities they commited before the war would be good, stuff like the extermination of disabled people in the mental hospitals etc.
Actually, to be honest, I don't know too much of what the vague fucked-upness went on, beyond the eugenics programs. Though I think the Japanese were a lot worse in this respect.

Anyway, I'll briefly wax lyrical about Wilhelm Bittrich. Probably the most vocal of the dissenting voices towards the end of the war who managed to survive not so much Allied efforts to defeat him but the Nazi Party's efforts to bring him in to trial. He used every trick in the book to prevent his own return to Berlin where he knew (from July 1944 onwards as by this time he had made clear his disgust with OKW) he'd be promptly arrested. He was an ardent Nazi, but only from a military perspective, and despised the cultural/racial ideology under the belief that it would demean the military establishment.

Testimony from Albert Speer proved Bittrich held contempt for party functionaries, upon finding out that a group had executed captured British paras during/after the Battle of Arnhem, he was beside himself with fury, especially after he had sanctioned a ceasefire between his own chief medical officer and Colonel Walker of 1st British Para Div. However, he was powerless to apprehend the party functionaries, who promptly made themselves scarce, because Walter Harzer (whose men had been appropriated for the execution, but whether or not they actually carried it out, I don't know) was similarly pissed off, and even less forgiving than his corps commander.

A similar incident concerns the execution of French Resistance operatives by troops under his command. What the prosecution at his post-war trial conveniently left out was that he instantly opened an inquiry (he didn't have the jurisdiction to start a court-martial) into it and would've completed proceedings against the culprits were it not for the meddling of the Gestapo.

One of a kind, Bittrich... though I'm sure people will contrive reasons to villify him nonetheless... *shrug*
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
The Nazis were actually the first people to ban smoking in public places, such as hospitals.

They knew the health dangers of smoking.
Nazis - saving lives since 1939.

theparsonski said:
Oh, we covered him a bit, but I did some extra research, the guy was a genius! Who else would have considered attaching eyes to the back of your head to see what's behind you? Brilliant!
Huh, didn't know he was in school textbooks. Well, he was an angel, wasn't he. Well another thing you can include is this Cracked article [http://www.cracked.com/article_15767_third-reich-to-fortune-500-five-popular-brands-nazis-gave-us.html]. You should get some fun facts out of it, I think.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
The Nazis were actually the first people to ban smoking in public places, such as hospitals.

They knew the health dangers of smoking.
I say we start allowing smoking in public places. We don't want to be like the Nazis now, do we?
 

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Well, they didn't like Jewish people.... In fact, I believe for a fact, based on documents and recorded events, that they actually despised the Jewish people, and sent them to their deaths in specialized containment facilities hidden from the eyes of civilization...
 

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Fanta was invented by the Coca-cola company for sale in wartime Germany. It is my choice of fizzy orange drink for that reason.
 

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Hitler helped design the Volkswagon Beetle!

Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms!

The Weimar Republic had the weirdest propaganda cartoons ever!



And here's a translation of an actual Nazi propaganda pamplet from the greasy hands of Goebbels himself: http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/haken32.htm (It's still a better read than Twilight.)
 

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theparsonski said:
So, has anyone got any interesting facts about the Nazis
Nazis (and Hitler himself) were awed by Tibetan culture and they mantained good relationship with those people.

From less important facts :
Contrary to common knowledge Nazis were actually Germans, not the Poles and their Death Camps were only built in Poland.
 

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Hero in a half shell said:
Hitler helped design the Volkswagon Beetle!

Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms!

The Weimar Republic had the weirdest propaganda cartoons ever!



And here's a translation of an actual Nazi propaganda pamplet from the greasy hands of Goebbels himself: http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/haken32.htm (It's still a better read than Twilight.)
Wow. I get the meaning but that's still fucking surreal.
 

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I'm pretty sure I read something about Nazis making the first 3D movies.

SHAZAM! http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/feb/16/nazi-3d-films-discovered it would appear I am correct.
 

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You could include Hitler's obsession with mythical and religious artefacts. Or their exploration of "UFO" technology. Mostly speculation and rumours there, though it does make for interesting reading.