So which actor do you want to see Bethesda kill off in the first 30 minutes of Skyrim?

[UnderCoverGuest]

Personally, I'd prefer having a character that I hate. After all, if they're gonna kill them, it might as well be someone I have no attachment to other than a distinct desire to see them get brutally killed.

 

[Terminate421]

Elijah Wood. I don't hate him and most certainly love him but he seems to fit the role.

 

[Canid117]

Bruce Willis.

He never dies in anything.

I'll go ahead and assume you haven't seen Sin City then. Though he did have to die twice to stay dead (or so we think...)

EDIT: Thinking back on his filmography, I'm going to think you were being facetious.

Damn totally forgot about Sin city.

And Armageddon, The Sixth Sense, 12 Monkeys, and probably a few others...ahem. Sorry.

I think it'd be interesting for him to be killed off in the first 30 minutes of Skyrim, though, so I suppose he'd be my pick too?

Shit how did I forget all of those?! Well my broken is brain today I guess.

It's okay, I wouldn't expect most people to remember those movies, aside from The Sixth Sense. On the bright side, you're a rather amusing person, apparently. Or at the very least, you made me laugh.

Nah I was just thinking Die Hard movies and wasn't considering the rest of his movies very much.

 

[Tsaba]

Justin Bieber, mauled by a horde of undead... or an undead Michael Jackson.

After he is hung out the window of the tallest tower..... and then dropped to the horde of undead.
or just change out adoring fan with justin bieber.

EDIT:
All I can think about now is:

 

[OdyCay]

TONY ROBINSON

because he also has no right to be in skyrim

 

[sheic99]

Well, if Skyrim is going to pretend to be as serious as Oblivion did, then Morgan Freeman. If Bethesda realized that the first thing most players do is commit genocide with a rusty sword until they're overwhelmed by guards, and thus decided to make the game funny, then a good impersonator of Elvis...being followed by Harpo Marx.

Only if his entire dialogue is recording with bike horns.

 

[OdyCay]

OR CAHRLIE SHEEN

 

[EHKOS]

I'm feeling Ed Norton for this role. I think his voice would fit.

 

[Cheesus333]

Morgan Freeman.

Cause if Morgan Freeman's giving the tutorial, you're going to fucking learn.

EDIT: Or, more realistically, Samuel L. Jackson. He's a big gamer, apparently.

"What does the inventory screen, look like? Does it look like a *****?"

"..."

"Press start to find out."

 

[warthoggunner]

Uwe Boll

make him a tyrannical theatre director that is clubbed
to death by his stage actors.

 

[StormShaun]

Jack Black...I could just imagine pushing him off a cliff...BIG fun!