So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[Rayne870]

Introduce a third gender to humans that is essential for creating offspring just to screw with peoples heads, and watch the whole race go extinct except for the ones "perverted" enough to accept the changes to sexuality.

 

[Scrit]

Declare that the only way to worship god is to eat Cadbury's creme eggs!

If you turn out to be Jesus incarnate, can I be your disciple? I promise not to betray you for silver or vegetables.

 

[Digital_Hero]

I can do anything I want? No limit to my power?

Personally, world be damned, I'd leave and go explore the goddamn universe!
Thats about it, too. I wouldnt be a super hero or anything, I'd kinda just float off green lantern style into oblivion and explore to my hearts content

 

[teeth]

Kick every dictator in the world in the crotch steel all their cloths sell them on eBay and give the proceeds to charity then magic my self a house of awesomeness on a tropical island and kick back to relax.

 

[Angerwing]

Make a giant floating island hovering above the pacific, filled with wonderful and otherworldly flora and fauna. It would have a completely 'alien' city in the middle of it, populated by pilgrims to my new utopia. There would be no crime, no disease, and all industry would go towards helping other nations (apart from what is necessary for the city to thrive). There would be no pollution, and it would be a shining beacon of humanity.

Also I'd build a giant arena under the sea, where I summon untold horrors to fight in epic battles with my unlimited power. I'd be like Goku with a lightsaber, heavy plate armour and Paladin light powers. Add some acrobatics-on-steroids, and broadcast to the planet. Free, harmless, and fucking amazing entertainment. Can you imagine how cool it would be if Jesus was all "I'm going to fight a hundred dragons with magic".

Sweet.

 

[Zeema]

PUNCH ETHAN MACFARLAND [he was a bully] in the head

 

[spookydom]

I would get nailed.

 

[theriddlen]

Oh, you are Hesus, my gardener? I didn't know it spells like that.

 

[PixelKing]

Cause 2012 and make everyone live in a fallout style world.
I would grant all escapist members cities, food, water, invincibility and any other wishes.
I love you 'csapist members <3.

I'd really just find some hot girls and find my friends and party. With creme eggs.