So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[Zeema]

PUNCH ETHAN MACFARLAND [he was a bully] in the head

 

[spookydom]

I would get nailed.

 

[theriddlen]

Oh, you are Hesus, my gardener? I didn't know it spells like that.

 

[PixelKing]

Cause 2012 and make everyone live in a fallout style world.
I would grant all escapist members cities, food, water, invincibility and any other wishes.
I love you 'csapist members <3.

I'd really just find some hot girls and find my friends and party. With creme eggs.