So, you're making love to music that you left on shuffle...

[lacktheknack]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/important_life_lesson.png

Inspired by the above. Imagine that you're in the above situation above. Given your current library, what's the worst that could happen?

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Wait for the chorus, and you'll see the biggest problem. Ohhhhh man, that would go badly.

 

[Aris Khandr]

I'd say a toss-up. I've got Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zebJzF-oW34], which my own girlfriend might not appreciate. Then I've got Disney's it's a small world [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvlKp-76io], which would likely ruin any sort of romantic mood. Finally, I have Pandora Celtica's Melancholy Wine [http://www.amazon.com/Melancholy-Wine/dp/B009E2YWX6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1352786827&s=dmusic&sr=1-3] (no video there, but it's a good song, feel free to buy it). A song all about a woman's husband who cheats on her, so she murders him.

No clue which of the three is the worst, all three are pretty bad for that.

 

[The Wykydtron]

The amount of slams cannot be contained! I love how this music is on my LoL playlist... It Man Modes you so hard.

Oh and this of course


Yes this is on my shuffle. What of it?

 

[geK0]

Zelda's Lost Woods theme

would be good for a laugh at least, but might ruin the mood.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Zelda's Lost Woods theme

would be good for a laugh at least, but might ruin the mood.

You mean the lost woods theme
*sunglasses*
Would make you lose wood?

Thank you, thank you, I'll see myself out.

On Topic:
Probably anything by OOmph!.

 

[Strazdas]

A fanfiction songs which sings about "raping people to death". yeah that would be bad in this situation.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Real men make passionate love to the Grease soundtrack.

Yes, this is really in my library, along with a couple other Grease tracks.

 

[smithy_2045]

Some potentially awkward moments could occur if any of the following songs decided to play themselves...

A Little Piece of Heaven, Avenged Sevenfold
Gay Bar, by Electric Six.
No I In Threesome, by Interpol
Be Quick Or Be Dead, by Iron Maiden
Everyday I Love You Less and Less, by Kaiser Chiefs
Smack My ***** Up, by The Prodigy
Little Sister, by Queens of the Stone Age
Fuck You, by Cee Lo Green


Not to mention any songs that'd just kill the mood because of how they sound in general, rather than subject matter.

 

[Pink Gregory]

Sunn O)))

"ENTIRE NATIONS SPUNKED FROM ONE PHALLUS!"

"OLD MOTHER FUCKER, SHE WAS A COCKSUCKER!"

Oh Julian Cope.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

This would probably kill the mood:


And this isn't exactly what you'd want to hear either:


Actually seeing as I listen to a lot of metal, a large portion of my itunes library wouldn't be too appropriate.

 

[SckizoBoy]

You Can Be As Loud As You Want When You're Makin' Love! from Avenue Q!!

-_- It is simultaneously the most appropriate and inappropriate song to have on...(!)

Maybe The Internet is For Porn might be just as bad... -_-

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie: I like Your Booty But I'm Not Gay

Considering my wife already questions my sexuality this song would definitely kill the mood.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

Hmm let's see...

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I sense a possible theme developing here. I promise that not all my music library involves vengeance, murder, rape, and sadism. ._.

 

[darthmj94]

Probably Any thing by "the wiggles" and I would have my younger brother to thank for that.

Although if I was lucky... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITuHDdhdkw

 

[Cranky]

You Are A Pirate-because I do have it.

Although, the booty in the song could mean different...

 

[Infernai]

Well, i can imagine that some of my songs would likely ruin the mood entirely.

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Don't get me wrong, the artist responsible for these songs has done some VERY beautiful songs (one of which would be utterly perfect to make love too in my opinion) but...given most of my stuff that i have made playlists out of that i leave on shuffle normally INVOLVE the songs i just posted, i think the chance of ruining the mood still applies epicness of these songs aside.

 

[Trivun]

Hopefully it'd be something awesome from my extensive indie/alt rock/folk collection. However, chances are (knowing my luck) it'd end up shuffling to anything off the Mamma Mia! movie soundtrack.

What? I enjoyed that film...

 

[God's Clown]

Yea... just, yea. Probably not the best song shuffle could land on.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Probably anything by Emilie Autumn.
They aren't exactly feel-good songs.
That, or 'Somebody that I Used to Know', for obvious reasons.

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

Most of my weirdest stuff is on my other computer, which I can't check right now, but out of what's on here, this might be the winner: