So, you're making love to music that you left on shuffle...

DigitalSushi

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I usually start with barry white, and it would play Carly Ray Jepsen's Call me maybe

One time during a party I hosted, the shuffle function decided to use porn, so it went from House of Pain's Jump around to "OH HOHH HOOH YEAH YEAH URGHH URGH",

the shuffle function hates me, and I fucking hate it.

lacktheknack said:
Wait for the chorus, and you'll see the biggest problem. Ohhhhh man, that would go badly.
check this out then, i'm sure your girlfriend will love it. Not for the faint of heart and not safe for work;
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5e70f_milkman_creation
 

burningdragoon

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Hmmm, I don't really have any music that would be good for sexy times. Though this one would be... uh... unfortunate:

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Nothing says romance like murdering your SO and still having sex with him/her.
 

Judgment90

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I'd say anything from Gwar, especially the more risque songs like "Sexecutioner" or "Fucking an Animal".
 

JediMB

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Popadoo said:
God, could you imagine?
Jesus Christ...
...Not the worst thing in my music library that could start playing.

I'm having a hard time deciding what would be, though.

EDIT: Jeez, is that video on speed or something? Boomerang trying to squeeze more shows into their schedule?
 

Lt._nefarious

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Yeah, wouldn't be a tragedy, although possibly not appreciated...

If she was climaxing at the time it'd be hilarious...
 

One Shot wonder

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Not sure if apt because acting on instinct or totally not apt because... well, it's an RTS from 1995.
Alternately apart from the fanatical shouting that might work ok. As mentioned though, the guy shouting "Die Waffen! Legt an!" (German for 'present arms!') might be a bit of a turn-off.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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See, my music library is too weird to leave on during sex. Too many soundtracks. Case in point - not bad love-making music in general, but it would make me burst out laughing, which probably wouldn't be good for the mood.


... actually, the more I think about it, the more I think it would be awesome to make love to this song. Maybe I'll put it on tonight. ^^
 

Bara_no_Hime

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burningdragoon said:
Hmmm, I don't really have any music that would be good for sexy times. Though this one would be... uh... unfortunate:
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Nothing says romance like murdering your SO and still having sex with him/her.
**blinks**

**clicks play**

**listens**

**adds album to Wishlist**

Damn. That is a great song! If you weren't paying attention to the lyrics, it actually wouldn't be too bad, but... yeah, in context, it's pretty bad. :p
 

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AnarchistFish said:
5-0 said:
NOBODY wants to fuck to these:

I'd fuck to this.

I wank to it as it is.
Well yeah, that's a given, but I mean that post-apocalyptic monologue at the beginning kind of kills the mood don't you think? :p
 

The Funslinger

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Well, once 'during', Big Ten by Miracle of Sound came on.

Doesn't sound bad, but you know how you sometimes subconsciously follow the rhythm?

That huge dubsteb section fucked me over.

Also, I imagine Necromorph Soup by Miracle of Sound would be quite unfortunate.

She's Only 18 and Purple Stain by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Respectively:

This talking picture show is leaking from a silhouette
She said, "My man you know it's time to get your fingers wet"
Your hustle's busted when you can't afford a cigarette
The last I heard from you when you were screaming, "Handle it"

And

To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
Im in your house now let me strip

Bit grim on both accounts.
 

AnarchistFish

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5-0 said:
AnarchistFish said:
5-0 said:
NOBODY wants to fuck to these:

I'd fuck to this.

I wank to it as it is.
Well yeah, that's a given, but I mean that post-apocalyptic monologue at the beginning kind of kills the mood don't you think? :p
Dude I don't even care if I even find a girl who likes this band that makes her 10x more attractive.
And anyway you're the last two humans in a post nuclear world you need to do it for the sake of the future of humanity.
 

soren7550

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SlaveNumber23 said:
And this isn't exactly what you'd want to hear either:

Yeah, that and Polly would be rather unsettling to hear pop up.

Other than the before mentioned Nirvana songs, the only song I can think of is this:

Partly due to the video that I found the song from. I don't think I can post it here, but let's just say that 'Anime boob jiggle' is a accurate description of it.

There's probably better/worse choices on my iPod that could pop up, but that's all I can think of right now.
 

shrekfan246

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Well... I'm not sure what exactly would be appropriate to begin with, but I imagine that if we're in the middle of the act, we probably wouldn't be paying too much attention to lyrical content, so...

Maybe this?


If we are paying attention to lyrics, then maybe this:
 

snappydog

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Africa by Toto would add a certain exoticism to the situation... probably the worst would be 'Fuck A Dog', the joke track on one of Blink-182's albums. I also have the Hallelujah chorus, which genuinely went off as she orgasmed once. Beautiful moment.