Something for the pokenerds

[Musical-Wheelchair]

but if you could have one pokemon, as your partner in life (not sexual, i hope............)

Damn. Count me out then...

Kidding, kidding. I'd probably choose a squirtle. I might've chosen pikachu if that damn rat didn't shift the target audience of the franchise from teens to pre-teens.

Just gotta make sure the lil' guy doesn't flood the house or ruin my laptop....

Snorlax...... need i say more?

Um... yes. Do you realize how much bodily waste you would have to get rid of with one of those around?

 

[Theon Tonarim]

Alakazam. Or a Gardevoir. Any of the supah-psychic ones rock.
Or maybe a Typhlosion, just to relive the good old days of my Silver version.

 

[captainwillies]

charazard ftw

 

[Erana]

Dude, Absol, that things a BEAST!!

Isn't it kinda a jinx? Moreso than Jynx itself?

Absol is a 4 legged pokemon that has a moon shaped blade on its head. It may remind you of Arceus. It is mainly an attack pokemon since it has the move Sword dance.

Check here for more information
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Absol_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Read the pokedex entry; its not exactly good luck to be around.

Alakazam. Or a Gardevoir. Any of the supah-psychic ones rock.
Or maybe a Typhlosion, just to relive the good old days of my Silver version.

For some reason, I always call typhlosion, "Bakufan," or something like that...

 

[nagato]

Raikou

Charizard is rad, but if everyone picks him then he will inevitably become mainstream, and thus lame.

Simulation

Guy: "Hey ladies, want to see my fire-breathing dragon?"

Girl 1: "Like we haven't heard that a dozen times tonight"

Girl 2: "Yeah get lost loser, everyone knows Charizards are SO five minutes ago"

*Guy sighs and walks away*

*enter ME, riding Raikou*

Girls 1 & 2: "Oh. My. GAAAAAAAAAAWD! Is that a saber-toothed tiger that shoots lightning?"

Me (in deep, sexy, Barry Manilow voice): "Why yes ladies, yes it is."

 

[Whobajube]

Infernape or Feraligatr

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Gotta be Mew. I mean all that psychic power in a floating RAT!

mew/mewtwo were more or less based off a cat, a hairless one xD

you're telling me that THAT

Is based more off a cat than a rat? I mean even in the first pokemon movie it was a tiny pink rat in size.

yeerp after all, what sound does a kitten make *mew*

 

[Arehexes]

I want a leafeon

 

[Calax]

Gotta be Mew. I mean all that psychic power in a floating RAT!

mew/mewtwo were more or less based off a cat, a hairless one xD

you're telling me that THAT

Is based more off a cat than a rat? I mean even in the first pokemon movie it was a tiny pink rat in size.

yeerp after all, what sound does a kitten make *mew*

*shrugs* still it's the pokemon equivalent of GOD so I guess it's a good companion.

 

[Hamsterlad]

[http://photobucket.com/images/snorlax]
SNORLAX!!!!

 

[PureChaos]

either Ninetails, Hypno or Gyarados, i can never choose between them.

 

[DracheLehre]

Metagross

Who wouldn't want a psychic robot thing?

 

[Valiance]

An Eevee, definitely.

 

[JPKooper]

Start off with Torchic, and train, play and battle with it till it evolves to Blaziken!

 

[Cortheya]

Alakazam..scythers my favorite but he cant teleport me and make me fly and stuff

 

[sooperman]

Mewtwo, because he likes to kill other pokemon.

Or, what one is it that's green and it can teleport? I'd rob a bank with that thing, it would be sweet.

 

[sooperman]

Gotta be Mew. I mean all that psychic power in a floating RAT!

mew/mewtwo were more or less based off a cat, a hairless one xD

you're telling me that THAT

Is based more off a cat than a rat? I mean even in the first pokemon movie it was a tiny pink rat in size.

yeerp after all, what sound does a kitten make *mew*

*shrugs* still it's the pokemon equivalent of GOD so I guess it's a good companion.

No it is based on a cat, the Japanese word for house cat is "mew", because of the sound it makes.

 

[ssgt splatter]

how about that tripled mouthed dragon I saw on TV once? I dunno, I think it was Pokemon, I don't watch any of those anime shows though.

dude i think you're thinking of Yu-Gi-Oh and the monster is the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon
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please don't ask me how i remember that

 

[ssgt splatter]

I'd have to go with Darkrai, the only legendary ghost type there is...and feel free to correct me on "the only one" part if i'm wrong.