Something I saw on The Daily Wh.at...

[Imsety]

Half-empty 1.5l water bottle and a laptop.

Guess I'm screwed, but not as screwed as some of the people above. At least I won't die of thirst the first day.

 

[MarsProbe]

I shall be taking on the zombies hordes with an empty glass, a 360 headset, two pens and a pack of envelopes.

Bring it.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

A desk lamp with a flexible neck, I'm boned. Wait, what's this?

*looks under cloth next to lamp*

A wired Xbox 360 controller! The zombies don't stand a chance!

 

[The Lunatic]

A 2ft floor lamp and a standing fan.

 

[Jedamethis]

A chair. Eh, better than nothing.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Wiimote and Nunchuck

Ahhhh yeah! Looking at the injuries Wiimotes have caused if "not used properly", I'd say I'll survive for a few years

 

[Breaker deGodot]

An artist's eraser. Yeah, I'm pretty fucked.

 

[Hawgh]

The zombies shall come to fear my!...shelving unit? Or perhaps the empty bottle or the Dungeon Master's Guide. At least the book has hints on building traps.

 

[Bad Neighbour]

lets see...

A curtain, a guitar and a bag of pillows.

Does suffocating the dead work?

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

Lucozade Sport, Hersheys kisses and Olbas...

I'm such a consumer whore

 

[tomtom94]

A plastic coathanger with a shirt on it.

If I survive more than five minutes I can call dibs on best death ever.

 

[Retardinator]

A box full of useless crap. Great. Might be a screwdriver there though...

 

[Jamiemitsu]

So, my Internet modem and magazine stack, then? I approve of this game.

 

[black_omega2]

A pillow... welp I'm screwed

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Come on motherfuckers!!!
I got a pillow!

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I have a half full bottle of Doctor Pepper and a hair brush the same distance to the left of my computer. I suppose I could blind a zombie with the soda and beat it to death with my brush. Now I just have to deal with the other 500 coming at me....... WAIT! There is a fork thee to!

 

[Vigormortis]

Let's see...

A wood board
A large electric fan
A stool
An axe (don't ask, it's not really mine)
The keys to my car
And a Zen X-Fi 2 (an mp3/media player)

I like my chances.

 

[kebab4you]

My fan? Sure! Gotta be fun to slice zombies with that... granted that I can use electricity.