Clutter. Lets see what I can make out...
TV remote, receipts, wii-mote jackets, cellphone, quarter, Xbox 360 controller + wired headset, electric razor, DS stylus pack, Essential Weird Al collection, calculator, dead light bulb, dragon lamp, crimpled envelope, Halo 3, Left 4 Dead, PSP sleeve, contact lense cleaner, pens, wacom stylus, bottle-caps, sweet-tarts...dusty g33k b33r bottle...sunglasses...keys.
and when all else fails: 1D20 necklace. I think I like my chances.