So, me being in a high school, I'm surrounded by intellectual degenerates who are so idiotic and etc. etc. Sometimes, though, these morons can be hilarious. Before I move into this story, you have to take into account that I'm about six foot four, I always have a look on my face like I'm about ready to shiv somebody, and I always talk to my friends about how much I'd love to burn and stab things. (Also note that this account is not the exact wording of the conversation, but it's pretty much the gist of it.)
So, here's about where I started listening in on a conversation in my Algebra class.
Guy #1: "... With my hands tied behind my back."
Guy #2: "Well, you could always move your legs."
Guy #1: "Yeah, I guess I could, unless I'm being chocked."
Guy #2: "Well, yeah, 'cause that would kind of..."
Me: "You guys know what's disturbing? Starting to pay attention to a conversation that has no context, like this one."
Guy #1: "... Wait, what do you think we're talking about?"
Me: "Do you really want to know?"
(It was at this point that Guy #1 said something about hanging. I wasn't paying that much attention.)
Girl #1: "And they said they're going to kill everyone who hears about it, too."
Girl #2: "Yeah, something about a list. Must be really long by now."
Guy #2: "Speaking of which, you follow her home, I'll follow her home."
Guy #1 points to me.
Guy #1: "Well, what about him?"
(Mumbling) Me: "You know, I'm pretty sure we have that switchblade somewhere in the kitchen drawers..."
Guy #2: "He's free to go. He's intimidating."
(This is probably less funny to people who don't personally know me, I guess. But I still felt like sharing it.)
For discussion, you can share your own entertaining conversations. We all love funny stories, after all.
So, here's about where I started listening in on a conversation in my Algebra class.
Guy #1: "... With my hands tied behind my back."
Guy #2: "Well, you could always move your legs."
Guy #1: "Yeah, I guess I could, unless I'm being chocked."
Guy #2: "Well, yeah, 'cause that would kind of..."
Me: "You guys know what's disturbing? Starting to pay attention to a conversation that has no context, like this one."
Guy #1: "... Wait, what do you think we're talking about?"
Me: "Do you really want to know?"
(It was at this point that Guy #1 said something about hanging. I wasn't paying that much attention.)
Girl #1: "And they said they're going to kill everyone who hears about it, too."
Girl #2: "Yeah, something about a list. Must be really long by now."
Guy #2: "Speaking of which, you follow her home, I'll follow her home."
Guy #1 points to me.
Guy #1: "Well, what about him?"
(Mumbling) Me: "You know, I'm pretty sure we have that switchblade somewhere in the kitchen drawers..."
Guy #2: "He's free to go. He's intimidating."
(This is probably less funny to people who don't personally know me, I guess. But I still felt like sharing it.)
For discussion, you can share your own entertaining conversations. We all love funny stories, after all.