Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

starhaven

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After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner ? a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia says she's registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo on Friday she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger ? and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.

"It is time to start doing things the right way. If there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's well-being, why not do it?" she asked.




http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8171119/spanish-woman-claims-ownership-of-the-sun

wtf this is got to be a joke said "she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun"
so shes going to charge everyone on the planet because we all use it for vit D
 

Treeinthewoods

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Does she take Visa?

Also, how does she deal with people who refuse to pay? Repossession is going to be a *****.
 

RatRace123

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That's really... really weird.
If she succeeds I may not be leaving my house much, you can't use the sun if you're inside right?
 

Dango

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starhaven said:
she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun
But wait a second, wouldn't that just be taxing literally every non-aquatic organism on planet Earth?
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Yup. One crazy Spanish woman is going to force the whole world to pay her tax. We could pay for her straight jacket...
 

Asuka Soryu

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She can't own the Sun. The Sun belongs to only those who can incite the ancient scripture and call forth, Ra no Yokushinryu.


I would just like to claim ownership of this reality.

So anyone in this reality owes me a Reality Tax.
 
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What... What the fuck... No seriously... What the fuck?! WHATTHEFUCK?!?! I... I... I have no words... How can one claim ownership to the fucking sun?! How?! No way in fucking hell am I paying that crazy *****. What's she gonna do? Block out the sun?!
 

El Poncho

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Can we declare war on the Sun and capture her until she hands over the ownership?
 

Gigathrash

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Dango said:
But wait a second, wouldn't that just be taxing literally every non-aquatic organism on planet Earth?
Most of the aquatic ones too, in fact, unless you live and subsist on a deep sea lava vent, then this tax applies to you. Also: I don't know the full legal, but I'm pretty sure that if she ever actually went to court to install a fee with this the judge would just lol for about 5 minutes and dismiss the case.
 

Paksenarrion

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I just imagined the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons throwing cats at people.

...bright, blazing sun cats.
 

Fumbleumble

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I claim ownership of her and all of her belongings, so the sun is mine by default and all of you have to pay meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cough up or I'll sue.
 

Artina89

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....What? OK, first things first, how is she going to get everybody from every country to pay this tax that she has dreamed up? How is she going to monitor this? Methinks that she hasn't really thought this whole "sun tax" scheme through.
 

C95J

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This is the best news story I have heard all year.

Also, I don't think in a million years that this law will pass if she does go through with it. It's just too stupid...
 

TrollOgerElf

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There was no snag, I backed my claim legally
and then i laughed my whole body hurts from that thanks starhaven