"The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres"."
And meanwhile, the Spanish Inquisition showed up to challenge her heresy.
This can't happen right? I mean, even if it can legally happen, there's an assassination plan right? World governments wouldn't allow this sort of thing.
Hell, I'll volunteer to be the hitman
[sub][sub]If only so I can somehow take the sun for myself and do the same thing, but without the donations to charity.[/sub][/sub]
I can't wait for a first lawsuit against that woman from skin cancer victims.
If this happens, if she does get a certificate of ownership I'm going to build a nuke so powerful and destroy entire Earth because I will know without any doubt that human race doesn't deserve to exist.
This made me laugh, then cry, then laugh, then just laugh louder.
I wonder if she realizes that people who "own" stars, usually share "ownership" with other people. And I too wonder how in the world she's going to tax people for the sun. Whats next? A person saying he owns the clouds and all that come from them, so we have to pay his tax for the rain?
actaully... If i were to take this seriously (which i would need a labotomy for), She could easily end world deficits by claiming back taxes on the sun and all in the history of the Earth that used it. So if you add up the tax amount, interest, and penalties/fees that we and our ancestors owe... I think we just found the riches human to ever live... EVER. Even if she only keeps 10% of what she gets, and pays income tax on it.
AND, if the man who owns the moon sees this, he could charge all of us for all moving water, the waves surfers surf on, and anything the moon itself effects (now the vampyres and werewolves will be pissed). Or, at least he could tax us. I introduce the second richest person in the world (if he keeps 10%. If he's smart and keeps more, while paying taxes he'll bypass thsi woman easily.).