Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[Finebrew]

How much do you think I could get from a lawsuit since the sun attacks me every day against my will.

 

[Charli]

Hurr hurr hurr no. No sweetie. This ain't gonna fly.

 

[zfactor]

Good thing nobody is going to take this seriously.

 

[Scde2]

I wonder if this has anything to do with Facebook recently trying to trademark a word.

 

[zfactor]

I've been stealing Sun for years, and will continue to do so. I'd like to say to Duran and the Mexican Government: COME AT ME, BRO.

It's the spanish government...

 

[Nouw]

So she's going to chase the 7 billion odd people on the planet for tax evasion?

If a Spanish baliff arrives at my house I'll facepalm myself through the wall.

Made me laugh.

So she owns the Sun eh? Well I'd simply say fuck you to whoever comes asking for tax or fees!

Now seriously, you can't 'own' the Sun. It's part of Space so unless you're Mr.Burns, the Sun is no ones!

 

[thatguy1]

"Excuse me miss, may I borrow the sun for a moment?"

 

[kahlzun]

Ah ha! I claim ownership of the sun tax!
Anyone claiming a sun tax on anyone else, has to pay me a tax!
Sun tax error!

 

[thevillageidiot13]

How much do you think I could get from a lawsuit since the sun attacks me every day against my will.

Everybody who's ever had skin cancer can sue this ***** until she's dead-broke.

LMFAO

 

[RatRace123]

Also, if that woman just did that recently, she's going to have issues with this man:
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/oped-02e.html

At least that guy admitted it was basically a joke, I get the feeling this lady's serious.

 

[brunothepig]

This is just retarded. It would be cool, if she wasn't trying to make money off it. Now it's just stupid.

she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun

But wait a second, wouldn't that just be taxing literally every non-aquatic organism on planet Earth?

You could claim you do not want the Sun, and the Sun is simply forcing itself on you. Lightrape if you will.

I like this. "I didn't want to tan. The sun violated me. *sobs*"

 

[emeraldrafael]

Also, if that woman just did that recently, she's going to have issues with this man:
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/oped-02e.html

At least that guy admitted it was basically a joke, I get the feeling this lady's serious.

he restores my faith in humanity.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wish I had thought of this first!

My thoughts exactly!

OT:

Well, are they going to rename it too? The lawyers are going to have fun with this one.

"Remember kids, don't look directly at Angeles Duran's property. Not only can it hurt your eyes but you will be tracked down and sued later in life."

 

[Ldude893]

Meh, Simpsons already did it.

 

[tobi the good boy]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why did i not think of this first, the whole taxing thing this rediculous but i would have the legal right to rename the sun. 'Craig'

 

[someotherguy]

First thing I got when I read this is "Go to hell"

Is she trollin'?

Till I figure if she is, I'm giving this about the same weight as someone who owns and names a star after someone.

Also, if you follow it, doesn't she technically own oxygen then too? And all life that has ever existed on the planet in plant form?

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

That's really... really weird.
If she succeeds I may not be leaving my house much, you can't use the sun if you're inside right?

No, you're still using it. For example, when you eat food.

 

[Leg End]

Oh, oh! i got another one!

this lady owns the sun? so she's Helios.

someone get Kratos on the phone.

All I got was his answering machine.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Why? Why the fuck do I keep living?

I still have yet to eat those arsenic cookies in my fridge..

In any case, The Sun belongs to no pathetic commoner. The Sun only belongs to the GLORY OF THE IMPIRIUM!