Simon Cowell? Isn't he that guy who judges a couple of generic talent shows nobody cares about, and who is (apparently) officially the most famous person in the world (God being in 2nd place, not joking)? Uh, from what I've seen, he seems like a not-very-nice person, but at least somewhat intelligent. Plus, he's not on the political spectrum.The_root_of_all_evil said:Christ...You've still got to learn about Thatcher etc.OhJohnNo said:Being 15, all I know about Tony Blair is what I've been told, which amounts to "he was a great PM until he suddenly drank a large glass of Retard and followed Bush into Iraq". Jeremy Kyle doesn't register on my radar, he's a non-entity to me. Robert Kilroy Silk, I've never even heard of. Nick Griffin... I'll hand you that one on the grounds that you admit he doesn't have too much support at the moment.
I don't know whether to point you to them, or hurry you away from them.
OK...15....Simon Cowell? We have our fair share of Charismatic Turds, believe me.
That doesn't sound like a very good position to be in. I have noticed that your candidates tend to be a lot more charismatic and seem a lot more polarising - as in, you look at one of your candidates and go "he'd make an awesome pres" or "if that guy becomes pres we're doomed", whereas all our candidates are profoundly "meh" in every department.Nerdygamer89 said:Trust me, we're not so dissimilar. I can't remember the last time we had an election, federal or local, where there was a candidate that I could say I liked. (American, by the way)OhJohnNo said:Seriously, over here it's gotten bad enough that, rather than voting for our favourite candidate, we're voting for the one we hate least, because nobody likes anybody on the political spectrum.
Our candidates are probably a little crazier than yours are, though. America is still in that adolescent phase where the whole country is obsessed with tits, explosions, and Jerry Springer. Politicians are just a reflection of that mentality in that the one who wins is the flashiest, the loudest, and the one who can successfully appeal to the emotionally immature lowest common denominator (again, largest voting pool in America.)
Don't you have opinion polls over there?