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Fire Daemon

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User Reviews, Off-Topic and Forum Games has it's own user created guide written by scotth266, Lord Krunk and Higurashi respectively. The opening post of all of these are imporant reading for newcomers.

Don't abuse colours, italics, bold, underline and CAPITAL LETTERS like I just did, they look silly. It can be used at certain time but don't over do it.

To make a link you need to write [*url]www.youtube.com[/url] without the * so that it will look like www.youtube.com. You can also make your link look like this [www.youtube.com] by writing [*url=www.youtube.com](content)[/url].

Check out everything this website has to offer, you'll find some neat stuff. Try the community map and community part of the website for links to things.

Don't strive for badges or a high post count. We know when someone tries to do this and it makes yourself look bad. A badge isn't worth being labeled a 'badge whore', neither is a high post count.

Reading the guidelines (although really, they are rules) is imporant. Don't think 'Oh it's nothing important, all forums have the same rules, don't be a dick, etc etc' because the guidelines can actually hook youup with some important information, information similar to whats being given in this thread.

Contribute to a thread. Don't post one line responses, don't do things like 'TL;DR' or 'Cool Story, Bro' (massive Djea Vu just then) and when a thread is asking you something don't go 'never' or 'always'. Back up your arguments and put in some detail, even if it's not all that important.

Don't use the search bar, rather type a few key words into a thread a long with 'escapist' to see if it's been done before. This is much easier than the search function. There is a rule that a thread one month old shouldn't be brought back but seeing as how threads nearly two years old still exist I don't think anyone will mind. When bringing back a thread add something of worth, don't just say 'yeah I agree' or something similar. And if you want to bring it back ask yourself if it needs to be brought back or if another will be just fine.

Know the forums and know the key thread topics before making one of your own. If a big thing just happened, like a celebrity dying or a war being declared, than chances are someone has already made a thread on it. Check back at least four pages before making a thread if you feel that there is any chance of it having been done. Coupled with the search bar (Google) there should be no problems with repeat threads.

Don't make a thread with a link to a piece of news and a line or two of your own. If you must link to a piece of news add at least two paragraphs of your opinion onto the matter. Please don't make a thread' Barack Obama found dead' and then link to a parody news article on websites like the Onion. If you didn't know that it was fake maybe you can be forgiven but knowing that it's false and attracting people to your thread under the guise of it being true is trolling. Don't do it.

Urhm, there is other stuff but you need to figure some things out by yourself. Good luck.
 

Razavn

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Fire Daemon said:
User Reviews, Off-Topic and Forum Games has it's own user created guide written by scotth266, Lord Krunk and Higurashi respectively. The opening post of all of these are imporant reading for newcomers.

Don't abuse colours, italics, bold, underline and CAPITAL LETTERS like I just did, they look silly. It can be used at certain time but don't over do it.

To make a link you need to write [*url]www.youtube.com[/url] without the * so that it will look like www.youtube.com. You can also make your link look like this [www.youtube.com] by writing [*url=www.youtube.com](content)[/url].

Check out everything this website has to offer, you'll find some neat stuff. Try the community map and community part of the website for links to things.

Don't strive for badges or a high post count. We know when someone tries to do this and it makes yourself look bad. A badge isn't worth being labeled a 'badge whore', neither is a high post count.

Reading the guidelines (although really, they are rules) is imporant. Don't think 'Oh it's nothing important, all forums have the same rules, don't be a dick, etc etc' because the guidelines can actually hook youup with some important information, information similar to whats being given in this thread.

Contribute to a thread. Don't post one line responses, don't do things like 'TL;DR' or 'Cool Story, Bro' (massive Djea Vu just then) and when a thread is asking you something don't go 'never' or 'always'. Back up your arguments and put in some detail, even if it's not all that important.

Don't use the search bar, rather type a few key words into a thread a long with 'escapist' to see if it's been done before. This is much easier than the search function. There is a rule that a thread one month old shouldn't be brought back but seeing as how threads nearly two years old still exist I don't think anyone will mind. When bringing back a thread add something of worth, don't just say 'yeah I agree' or something similar. And if you want to bring it back ask yourself if it needs to be brought back or if another will be just fine.

Know the forums and know the key thread topics before making one of your own. If a big thing just happened, like a celebrity dying or a war being declared, than chances are someone has already made a thread on it. Check back at least four pages before making a thread if you feel that there is any chance of it having been done. Coupled with the search bar (Google) there should be no problems with repeat threads.

Don't make a thread with a link to a piece of news and a line or two of your own. If you must link to a piece of news add at least two paragraphs of your opinion onto the matter. Please don't make a thread' Barack Obama found dead' and then link to a parody news article on websites like the Onion. If you didn't know that it was fake maybe you can be forgiven but knowing that it's false and attracting people to your thread under the guise of it being true is trolling. Don't do it.

Urhm, there is other stuff but you need to figure some things out by yourself. Good luck.
Wow! That is the best response I have gotten yet on the "search first create later" topic. Thanks, the new thread I just made I searched back 6 pages.
 

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Razavn said:
Are there any specific people I should avoid i.e. known troublemakers that troll constantly?
A few months ago we had a guy named Thundarhitlar who would come in and post shock pictures, so if you see a name like that, avoid the thread. Also, we had a guy named joobnook (he's always making new accounts, and their names all follow the pattern _oo__oo_) who would come in to troll about Halo, which ended up being some of the most unintentionally hilarious experiences ever.

Oh, by the way, has anyone given you the welcome speech yet? Just to be sure:

Welcome! Welcome to the Escapist. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining internet hubs. I thought so much of the Escapist that I elected to establish my administration here, in the forums so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. So, whether your here to stay or passing through to sites unknown, welcome to the Escapist. It's safer here.
 

Empireth

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Also, for a more or less complete list of the BBcodes, go here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-E-Team]. They are a helpful team (user group) that will help you out to the best they can with any internet or computing problems you seem to have (there is nothing majorly wrong with Wilson's thread, other than the fact that it's a bit old and doesn't include everything you can do anymore).

-Please don't make too many threads just because you feel the need to make one. If one has been done before, necro it rather than repeat it (unless it's over 30 days old. Then you should be off the hook.)

-User groups [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/] are a great way to join into mini-communities formed around a basic interest.

-Edit your posts rather than making double, triple or quadruple posts (although, you've already been told about editing quotes in...)

-Please use proper grammar and spelling, and then you probably won't have too many Grammar Nazis after you. (They're nasty little persistent buggers, watch out for them!)

-Please add as much to a discussion as possible, avoid 'VS' threads, because they either tend to end up as a) Flame wars or b)one word answers. Neither are encouraged.

-Don't feel shy to PM the mods if you have any questions about your stay here. (Or, for that matter, me. I may have only joined ten days ago, but I have lurked for six months prior to that. I can probably answer quite a few questions.)

-Please, don't forget to have fun. (Also, you should probably be warned: This place is addicting. It becomes harder and harder to go to bed later on.)
 

Razavn

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Empireth said:
Also, for a more or less complete list of the BBcodes, go here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-E-Team]. They are a helpful team (user group) that will help you out to the best they can with any internet or computing problems you seem to have (there is nothing majorly wrong with Wilson's thread, other than the fact that it's a bit old and doesn't include everything you can do anymore).

-Please don't make too many threads just because you feel the need to make one. If one has been done before, necro it rather than repeat it (unless it's over 30 days old. Then you should be off the hook.)

-User groups [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/] are a great way to join into mini-communities formed around a basic interest.

-Edit your posts rather than making double, triple or quadruple posts (although, you've already been told about editing quotes in...)

-Please use proper grammar and spelling, and then you probably won't have too many Grammar Nazis after you. (They're nasty little persistent buggers, watch out for them!)

-Please add as much to a discussion as possible, avoid 'VS' threads, because they either tend to end up as a) Flame wars or b)one word answers. Neither are encouraged.

-Don't feel shy to PM the mods if you have any questions about your stay here. (Or, for that matter, me. I may have only joined ten days ago, but I have lurked for six months prior to that. I can probably answer quite a few questions.)

-Please, don't forget to have fun. (Also, you should probably be warned: This place is addicting. It becomes harder and harder to go to bed later on.)
Funny part is that I lurked for a few months, created an accounted and posted 11 times then proceeded to lurk and not log on again for 5 months.
 

Empireth

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Razavn said:
Empireth said:
-Snippety-
Funny part is that I lurked for a few months, created an accounted and posted 11 times then proceeded to lurk and not log on again for 5 months.
Well then, I'm sure you've found out about most of the wonderful things offered here, then.
(Except for user groups. You can only truly see them once you're a member.)
I hope your experience posting here will be as delightful as mine.

orannis62 said:
Oh, by the way, has anyone given you the welcome speech yet? Just to be sure:

Welcome! Welcome to the Escapist. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining internet hubs. I thought so much of the Escapist that I elected to establish my administration here, in the forums so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. So, whether your here to stay or passing through to sites unknown, welcome to the Escapist. It's safer here.
Is that the welcome speech? Huh.
I got welcomed once (by Neonbob!) but he didn't give me the speech.
I think people have forgotten about it, as I've seen it mentioned before, but I've never seen it actually used...
Perhaps we should be using it to welcome new members more? Because only once it has been made known to others can they use it to welcome even more...
 

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Empireth said:
Razavn said:
Empireth said:
-Snippety-
Funny part is that I lurked for a few months, created an accounted and posted 11 times then proceeded to lurk and not log on again for 5 months.
Well then, I'm sure you've found out about most of the wonderful things offered here, then.
(Except for user groups. You can only truly see them once you're a member.)
I hope your experience posting here will be as delightful as mine.

orannis62 said:
Oh, by the way, has anyone given you the welcome speech yet? Just to be sure:

Welcome! Welcome to the Escapist. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining internet hubs. I thought so much of the Escapist that I elected to establish my administration here, in the forums so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. So, whether your here to stay or passing through to sites unknown, welcome to the Escapist. It's safer here.
Is that the welcome speech? Huh.
I got welcomed once (by Neonbob!) but he didn't give me the speech.
I think people have forgotten about it, as I've seen it mentioned before, but I've never seen it actually used...
Perhaps we should be using it to welcome new members more? Because only once it has been made known to others can they use it to welcome even more...
It's not really an official thing, a few guys just decided to adapt the welcome speech from Half Life 2 one day, there's actually several different versions of "the" welcome speech, including one I've seen that's an adaptation from a speech from Bioshock.
 

Razavn

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Empireth said:
Razavn said:
Empireth said:
-Snippety-
Funny part is that I lurked for a few months, created an accounted and posted 11 times then proceeded to lurk and not log on again for 5 months.
Well then, I'm sure you've found out about most of the wonderful things offered here, then.
(Except for user groups. You can only truly see them once you're a member.)
I hope your experience posting here will be as delightful as mine.

orannis62 said:
Oh, by the way, has anyone given you the welcome speech yet? Just to be sure:

Welcome! Welcome to the Escapist. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining internet hubs. I thought so much of the Escapist that I elected to establish my administration here, in the forums so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. So, whether your here to stay or passing through to sites unknown, welcome to the Escapist. It's safer here.
Is that the welcome speech? Huh.
I got welcomed once (by Neonbob!) but he didn't give me the speech.
I think people have forgotten about it, as I've seen it mentioned before, but I've never seen it actually used...
Perhaps we should be using it to welcome new members more? Because only once it has been made known to others can they use it to welcome even more...
Weird part is I really don't know anything at all about the escapist. The only thing I did was watch a few videos and look at some of the forums and puzzle about the idiotic nutcases.
 

silentsentinel

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Well... don't be one of the first few people to comment on one of Yahtzee's videos. Those first people always get probation for some reason, even when they don't deserve it.
 

Neonbob

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silentsentinel said:
Well... don't be one of the first few people to comment on one of Yahtzee's videos. Those first people always get probation for some reason, even when they don't deserve it.
It's because they're commenting on the video before it's even possible to have seen it.
Which is complete shit.
So they do deserve it, especially since it happens every. Damn. Time.
 

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^ ^ v v > < B A to make Godlike posts.
Neonbob said:
silentsentinel said:
Well... don't be one of the first few people to comment on one of Yahtzee's videos. Those first people always get probation for some reason, even when they don't deserve it.
It's because they're commenting on the video before it's even possible to have seen it.
Which is complete shit.
So they do deserve it, especially since it happens every. Damn. Time.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS? Wow the escapist rocks!
 

Neonbob

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Douk said:
Neonbob said:
silentsentinel said:
Well... don't be one of the first few people to comment on one of Yahtzee's videos. Those first people always get probation for some reason, even when they don't deserve it.
It's because they're commenting on the video before it's even possible to have seen it.
Which is complete shit.
So they do deserve it, especially since it happens every. Damn. Time.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS? Wow the escapist rocks!
Yes I am.
And yes we do.
*strikes epic pose*
 

Akai Shizuku

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I think it's kind of sad that we may need a "strategy guide" to post here. That definitely says something about elitism here, no?

Anyway, OP, here are some unwritten rules I'm going to write because I'm sick of them being only implied and subject to punishment:

-Don't post memes unless they're spoilered. Mods hate that, and even though it's not against the rules you could get suspended for it.

-Don't say anything to controversial without putting it in spoilers with an adequate warning.

-Do not be a fanboy. Even a Yahtzee fanboy. You will be at least put on probation for it.

-Don't support the BNP. Only one of these rules I actually like.
 

Souplex

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IdealistCommi said:
Cheeze_Pavilion said:
IdealistCommi said:
orannis62 said:
Oh, by the way, has anyone given you the welcome speech yet? Just to be sure:

Welcome! Welcome to the Escapist. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining internet hubs. I thought so much of the Escapist that I elected to establish my administration here, in the forums so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators. So, whether your here to stay or passing through to sites unknown, welcome to the Escapist. It's safer here.
Well, I have started to use:

I am IdealistCommi, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

OT: What the others have said. They have covered most of it as I can see
That is fantastic.
... As I have been told
It needs "No says the man on 4chan, it belongs to the trolls.
 

silentsentinel

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Neonbob said:
Douk said:
Neonbob said:
silentsentinel said:
Well... don't be one of the first few people to comment on one of Yahtzee's videos. Those first people always get probation for some reason, even when they don't deserve it.
It's because they're commenting on the video before it's even possible to have seen it.
Which is complete shit.
So they do deserve it, especially since it happens every. Damn. Time.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS? Wow the escapist rocks!
Yes I am.
And yes we do.
*strikes epic pose*
Ah. I see.

I stand corrected.
 

Erana

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Don't fall in love with me, please. ;-;
That goes for everyone.

OK, so its not a rule, but its not a good idea.

Also, the IRC is fun!
 

Guitarmasterx7

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1. Use the search button. I personally don't mind but if your thread has ever been done before, even if it's long since faded into obscurity and is on the 54th page after searching it, half the posts will be "WELL I BEELEEV THEE ANSURR IS HALF PAST THE SEARCH BUTTON HARDEEHARHAR"

2. Avoid flamewar threads. Thought provoking threads are one thing, but generally avoid threads about religion, halo, console wars, or disliking half-life.

3. No matter how funny it would be or how badly someone sets themselves up for a gay joke (in my case it was a thread about prototype and someone said something along the lines of "That guy took five minutes of pummeling from my musclemass") don't make it because everyone will be angry and think you're a homophobe who genuinely hates homosexuals because you think gay jokes are funny at times. and then you'll be sad and they'll be angreh and yell at you. :<

4. Don't make threads while you're drunk. You'll end up on probation.

5. general "how to do stuff," To embed youtube videos, put "youtube=(followed by the youtube url that proceeds the = sign)" in braquets. for images do what you do to bold or spoiler tag but with "IMG" and put the URL in the middle. to make your spoiler tags have text just add "=(whatever you want to write)" after the first
6. Maxthereaper is well known here for some reason. I'm not sure who the hell he is or what he does, but he's well known here.
 

Razavn

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notoriouslynx said:
Beastiary:

Trolls

HP: 100
MP 300
powers: floofing boards with useless topics
weaknesses: ignoring them, overfeeding

Grammar Nazi

HP: 250
MP:30
powers: correcting people's spelling mistakes
weaknesses: spell-check

Search bar

HP: 10
MP: 1000
powers: searching for topics
weaknesses: not using it

Halo

HP: 50
MP: 10
powers: starting controversy
weaknesses: starting controversy

Valve Fanboys

HP: 75
MP: 10
powers: proving half-life is amazing and the cake is a lie
weaknesses: not having any topic to prove that half-life is amazing

bb code

HP: 40
MP: 450
powers: making your posts look cool
weaknesses: none

Zombie survival threads

HP: 1000
MP: 0
powers: teaching people about zombie survival
weaknesses: teaching people about something that won't ever happen

Religion threads

HP: 300
MP: 700

powers: none
weaknesses: none

The mods

HP: Infinite
MP: Inifinte
powers: banhammah
weaknesses: none
That is the most hillarious thing I have seen yet. I especially like the troll one. Plus it is in a format I actually understand!!!

P.S. What is "floofing"?