Stumped For D&D Character Ideas? How About This F#%&ing Random Generator!
In the vein of all the other things that make your life choices for you, we present this character concept generator.
A few years ago, the internet was rocked to its very foundations[footnote]Okay, just my kitchen.[/footnote] by a wonderful website called Pathfinder [http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php] character as quickly as you declare that you're dissatisfied with the one it just gave you. Mixing equal parts acutal D&D classes and actual D&D races, with a dash of odd backgrounds and absurd character quirks, Who The Fuck Is My D&D Character gives you everything you need to frustrate and amuse your Dungeon Master and/or fellow players with, for example, an irritable halfling bard from the forest who was raised by wolves.
In our time with it, the generator has produced such wonders as...
-SOPHISTICATED DRAGONBORN ROGUE FROM THE GUARD'S ACADEMY WHO HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM
-CRABBY ELF FIGHTER FROM A ROYAL LINEAGE WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO OPEN THEIR OWN TAVERN
-ANXIOUS HALFLING CLERIC FROM A STRICT MONASTERY WHO MAKES INAPPROPRIATE JOKES AT THE WORST TIMES
-CONDESCENDING HUMAN WIZARD FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO CAN'T READ
-A PATHETIC ELF SORCERER FROM A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR THE CHILDREN OF MIDDLE-CLASS WIZARDS WHO CAN'T READ
-TALENTED HALF-ORC PALADIN FROM THE CITY POST OFFICE WHO HATES THE MONARCHY
-ATTENTIVE DWARF FIGHTER FROM THE SMALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD WHO HAS A BAD GAMBLING PROBLEM
Go ahead, take this piece of absurd creation out for a spin. [http://www.whothefuckismydndcharacter.com]
The site makes ingenious use of the aptly-named Ryan Grant [https://github.com/soulwire/WTFEngine]. Our hats off to Mr. Grant for the handy, amusing site.
Permalink
In the vein of all the other things that make your life choices for you, we present this character concept generator.
A few years ago, the internet was rocked to its very foundations[footnote]Okay, just my kitchen.[/footnote] by a wonderful website called Pathfinder [http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php] character as quickly as you declare that you're dissatisfied with the one it just gave you. Mixing equal parts acutal D&D classes and actual D&D races, with a dash of odd backgrounds and absurd character quirks, Who The Fuck Is My D&D Character gives you everything you need to frustrate and amuse your Dungeon Master and/or fellow players with, for example, an irritable halfling bard from the forest who was raised by wolves.
In our time with it, the generator has produced such wonders as...
-SOPHISTICATED DRAGONBORN ROGUE FROM THE GUARD'S ACADEMY WHO HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM
-CRABBY ELF FIGHTER FROM A ROYAL LINEAGE WHO HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO OPEN THEIR OWN TAVERN
-ANXIOUS HALFLING CLERIC FROM A STRICT MONASTERY WHO MAKES INAPPROPRIATE JOKES AT THE WORST TIMES
-CONDESCENDING HUMAN WIZARD FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO CAN'T READ
-A PATHETIC ELF SORCERER FROM A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR THE CHILDREN OF MIDDLE-CLASS WIZARDS WHO CAN'T READ
-TALENTED HALF-ORC PALADIN FROM THE CITY POST OFFICE WHO HATES THE MONARCHY
-ATTENTIVE DWARF FIGHTER FROM THE SMALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD WHO HAS A BAD GAMBLING PROBLEM
Go ahead, take this piece of absurd creation out for a spin. [http://www.whothefuckismydndcharacter.com]
The site makes ingenious use of the aptly-named Ryan Grant [https://github.com/soulwire/WTFEngine]. Our hats off to Mr. Grant for the handy, amusing site.
Permalink
