Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Apparently it ended because you kept hitting on the captain and killed the navigator.


Why are you so mean?

 

[SteakHeart]

Relax, I was joking. About the murder, that is.

Why do people not take me seriously?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you're a tentacled space slug.


Why is my blood green?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not entirely sure, It's acidic though!

Is it possible to re-rail the adventure?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. Here we go!

Anyone want this leftover rum?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, gimme.

Why am I feeling sleepy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not sure. Maybe something you ate?

What have we found so far?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ninjas.

The Ninjas told us where the gold is. Should we trust them?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Why would ninjas do something shady?


Why didn't the ninjas mention the giant death trap?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because it wasn't a death trap. It was a venus fly trap. Stop being a wimp.

Why is he such a wimp?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because he's not used to these kinds of plants.

How far away until we're at the gold?

 

[SteakHeart]

We're already there.
[small]And by "There," I mean my bed. Nah, just joking.[/small]

What are we going to do now that we have the gold?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, we can either head back and start on the trip to Atlantis or stay here for a while longer.

Did i drop my swiss-army knife?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, It's still in your pocket.

I can has atlantis trip?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Let's head back to the helicopter.

D'you think anyone will miss this gold?

 

[SteakHeart]

Oh crap! We forgot the gold!
*Gets gold*
Alright. Can I be the pilot?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Er, alright.

You've flown before right?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, erm, I've used Microsoft Flight Simulator, does that count?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. But let me be the pilot, just in case.


What do you mean, I need a flying license?

 

[SteakHeart]

A driver's liscense, but for planes.

What can we do to speed this trip up?