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RedDiablo

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Because the great color gods played a game to determine the colors. The god of blue won, so he had grass. The god of green got sky. One day, the greatest color god of all, Gray, switched everything up, so they switched their colors.

Why are flamethrowers banned now, when it is just as bad to kill people using guns?
 

Shoggoth2588

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Because killing people is bad. Being overly flamboyant is also frowned upon socially. Flamethrowers are the overly flamboyant tough-guy GUYS who have not realized that they are in the closet. They started out as something bad ass but have since evolved into ... that ... just like Pro Wrestlers and the name Bruce

Who would a Zombie NOT eat?
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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Your body has created alcohol reserves over the years and is now releasing them into your bloodstream.


Did you miss me?
 

Ren3004

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Because you're attracted to me. Come on, admit it.


Why is there a bulge in my... arm?