Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Yes, it's right up the alley way.

Who put mustard in the ketchup bottle?

 

[Lastbayking]

Yep. But you don't want to go there

who wants to hear something that's not funny?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I "persuaded" your mom to paint it that.

How could she not resist the power of freshly-baked bread?

 

[Lastbayking]

That is a question for another day.

Wait. Are you implying sexual relations with my mother?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I meant that I literally baked her bread in an oven.

Since when does baking bread have a sexual double meaning?

 

[Lastbayking]

Do you really want to know?

Well huh, do you Punk?

 

[Sporky111]

Since somebody decided that "having a bun in the oven" means "I'm pregnant".
Double Ninja'd

Should I change topic or stay on this one?

 

[Lastbayking]

I think my head just exploded.

Is there a cure for that>\>

 

[Lastbayking]

...


...?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...?!

Wait, So is Lastbayking's mother pregnant? I missed something.

 

[Lastbayking]

Your not the only one.

wait...IS MY MOTHER PREGNANT and if she is which one of you bastards dies first.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well you can rule me out at being the father. I'm pretty sure biology doesn't work that way.

Do i sense a Jerry Springer show in the making?

 

[Lastbayking]

Nope.

Is it just me or am I quite negative?

 

[Lastbayking]

Nope not a person.

Am I that dense to not realize what just transpired?