I can't play any sport games because if I wanted to play a sport I'd get off my gludious maximus and play the sport.
*Thunderous Applause*Racecarlock said:Dear mafia II. Fuck you for making me clean toilets. Fuck you for making me drive drunk friends to their houses like a soccer mom. Fuck you for making me sell cigarettes by literally picking the correct color for the customer and then hand it to my fat friend. Fuck you for your stupid bullshit cliffhanger ending, and your traffic laws.
Do you know what I could have been playing instead of you? Batman Arkham City. I could have been batman, I could have been the hulk in hulk ultimate destruction, or Rhys Davies in Star Wars Starfighter. I could have been rescuing my monkey friends as donkey kong, or rolling a katamari. I could be playing transformers on the PS2, wrecking Megatron's shit as optimus prime. I could be operating my own theme park in thrillville or RCT3. I could be a man who lives in san andreas and can summon airplanes with voodoo dances. I could be running from the cops in NFS, or shooting foreigners in COD, or shooting aliens in halo. I could have been owning my own street gang as the boss of the third street saints in all 3 saints row games. I could have been playing fallout 3 or skyrim.
And you, mafia II, have the balls, to make me clean toilets, lift crates, constantly wait in traffic, endure repeated plot lines like "The drug deal goes bad" and "You lost all money and possessions", plod slowly through prison, chaperone drunk guys around, and so much more.
I would have stopped, but it seems that there are a ton of motherfuckers on GTAForums who want GTA V to take ideas like fuel and traffic laws and prison from you, so I had to play you to find out what was so damn special.
Oh boy, did I find something special. Something that literally tells me I smell like shit after making me go through a mission that gives you no choice but to sneak through the sewer. No choice. I now know what angry joe and spoony and yahtzee and all the rest feel like when they play a bad game that pisses them off. I now know what it's like to hate something with a passion. So thanks, mafia II. Thanks for giving me something to hate.
They tried to walk from Whiterun to Ivarstead, unsuccessfully so. After around 30-40 minutes, they just ragequit.Denamic said:Around?Sack of Cheese said:I have this friend who hated Skyrim because they can't find their way around the mountain.
What is this... 'around' you speak of? A mountain is just a horizontally challenged path.
This is not a stupid reason. I hear this from people constantly. There are entire mods whose sole purpose is to bypass the Fade.Nick of Blades said:I stopped playing Dragon Age: Origins because of The Fade. I was loving that game right up until then, just couldn't do it afterwards.
DrunkOnEstus said:Um...I quit playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing because it was just too realistic, I'm not a simulation kind of guy.
Get them http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/4929, and presto, problem solved.Sack of Cheese said:They tried to walk from Whiterun to Ivarstead, unsuccessfully so. After around 30-40 minutes, they just ragequit.Denamic said:Around?Sack of Cheese said:I have this friend who hated Skyrim because they can't find their way around the mountain.
What is this... 'around' you speak of? A mountain is just a horizontally challenged path.