oh god i used to get in trouble for the stupidest things.
this was near WEEKLY, but when i was younger i was always the super free spirited hyper kid who laughed alot, and during "nap time" i would just lay there, and we would ALWAYS have kids snoring or end up farting/near shitting their pants, in which sometimes it was too hilarious to bear and i would start cracking up in which my teacher would come stomping over like the hulk screaming "DETENTION!!! GET OUT IN THE HALL FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE DAY AND COME IN FOR YOUR DETENTION AFTER!!!!"
as a 5 year old i could not understand for the life of me why such an old lady wouldn't find farts hilarious...and yes it truly did happen weekly with getting detentions for it.
In 3rd grade we were having our yearly end party just for the fun of it, and i was sitting with friends and stuff and the teacher each gave us a piece of cake to go sit down and eat, well one of my friends i had hit with a waterballoon the week before so he was wanting to get me back, and he stuck the cake on my seat right when i was about to sit down (i was facing away talking to someone) and i sat right on it and cake shot out everywhere and i went "oh CRAP!" and the teacher got freakin pissed thinking i did it on purpose and i got detention that afternoon =\
5th grade we took a field trip to our local courthouse, in which we got to sit in on an actual case, and we were sitting in the back on those nice hard wooden benches, and it got quiet for a few moments and my friend down the row let out the most high pitch fart that bounced off that wood like a fat kid on a trampoline and i immediately started cracking up, in which i was yanked into the hall and was given in school suspension for the week, while he got away with a detention that afternoon.
6th grade we were playing kickball (i was the only club/select club soccer player at my elementary school so i was basically the best one out there) and i hit one perfect one time and the wind really caught it and the ball ended up landing on the schools roof, bounced, and then hit our language teacher in the head as she was leaving and i had to apologize and have detention that day too =\
7th grade i was walking down the hall during passing period, and out of nowhere i get literally yanked by my shirt and pulled into the administrator (2nd in command of VP basically) offices and i have the biggest scariest guy there screaming in my face saying all these things i had done and was demanding answers for why i would do such awful things in which at this point i was in such shock and confusion i nearly fell over from being so overwhelmed from a grown man yelling at my face a good 5 inches away, in which not even 10 seconds later the secretary walks in with another kid (granted me and this kid looked similar enough and both of our first names were the same) that was the real one in trouble, in which the same administrator who had been emotionally/vocally raping me for the past 5 minutes just said "oh, get out of here before i sit you both down!" in which i proceeded to haul ass out of there, but still not even one "woops" or "sorry", i was freaking pissed.
last day of 8th grade, we went to lunch midway through our algebra class (that was our lunch period) and we came back into the class and proceeded to finish watching lion king, and a good hour or so later in my next class i got called down to the VP office, in which she berated me for skipping class at lunch and that i was expelled for the day and that i needed to start walking home immediately. (i argued this to death and had friends come into the office to vouch for me that i was in the class and that the teacher was lying, in which they proceeded to call bull and kicked me out that day basically)
after that in high school i wasn't too unlucky like elementary/middle school was..but fuck i hated my life as a kid in school.