Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

The_Echo

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In elementary school, my friends and I were banned from our favorite recess game by the new playground guard... person... she-beast. It was a game wherein we play fought as our favorite video game characters, a la Super Smash Bros. and the like. We had completely imaginary weaponry, not even a stick or a pebble. The woman said we could hurt ourselves. We never came close to making any contact with each other. Ever.

Then, again, in sixth grade, I had a play fight with another kid using markers (capped) in place of swords. The teacher from across the hall came out and reprimanded us. Granted, we were in the hall to work on a poster project, but still. Her main deal was that we might hurt ourselves. Last time I checked, Crayola markers don't pack much of a punch. Especially when we're using them in slow-motion.

Now, high school is where it gets fun. Here's a list of all the demerits I've amassed so far. (Three demerits has you spending eight hours at school on a Saturday.)

Forgetting to sign in to study hall. (Sophomore year) [I'd like to point out that it was a small room, and I sat almost literally in front of the teacher in charge of the study hall. Did she really need me to sign in to make sure I was there?]
"Sleeping." (Sophomore year) [I'd like to point out that I had one of the most wicked in-school headaches I've ever gotten that day, and that the only way it could be bearable was if I didn't subject myself to any stimuli, including the lights and the work I was supposed to be doing.]
Forgetting my book. (Junior year)
Same class, forgetting to have my book covered.

I wonder what I'll get in trouble for next year.
 

SpaZticHero

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When I was 13, My math teacher caught me reading a copy of WWE Magazine in bought in the pertol garage beside the school during lunch.

I was suspended for a week due to its "pornographic content".
 

kmyalxe11

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I remember one time I got in trouble for doing my homework during free time I had in school. And my brother got in trouble with a teacher for being quiet, not when the teacher asked a question or anything, just quiet in general.
 

TitanAtlas

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Well first of all you need to realize that when i was a kid around 14, 15 years old)... i wasant very sociable... and some of the people of my class really hated me, for no reason... they just wanted to put me into trouble and act like they were the bomb..

so one day on a test day one of the kids of my class decided to annoy me and picks my stuff and trashes it and slams it against a wall (books, pens everything)... so i get very angry... and do the same to his stuff... and the guy comes to fight with me the same way i go to fight with him...

it ended in a suspension, for something others did, and a fancy letters for my parents to read.... and they hate fancy letters...

Hell 70% of school punishments were from stuff that others did to me... one day someone stabbed me with a pen... the teacher saw this and gave me a suspension even though the b!tch saw my hand bleeding... she sayed it was my fault... more fancy letters...

but the best one was in chemistry i was with a chemistry problem that i just couldnt figure out... now let me tell you... this women hated every single one in that class, except one kid (not because he was smart, just because she like-like him... get it?), so asked her "Hey teacher, im having problems with this could you help me"... her answer was "figure it out by youreself"... to wich i pondered "Well you are my teacher, shouldnt you... you know... teach me?"... for some reason she felt so offended she wrote another fancy letter to my parents... bad for her, is that each time she screwed up (like getting late for work or make threats to her students), we would gather and in the end we showed the principle of what good teacher she was... and let me tell you... the principle didnt knew my chemistry teacher was such a good teacher... so they warned her, one more complain from ANY class, she would be in serious trouble...

Teacher didnt do anything to us, except flunk us all.... except the student she like...
 

Red Hood

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I got thrown in I.S.S (In School Supension) for fighting back after the the guy provoked the fight, I called the teacher for help, he hit me several times while the teacher was watching and it was only when I thrown a punch that made him hit the floor did the teacher decide to step in an stop it. We both got in trouble even though I defended myself. This "zero-tolerance for hitting" they have in the schools is really stupid.
 

mannaroth

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i told a teacher not to diss on my rap. The same teacher that didn't care about the awful anti-Semitic jokes that were spewed in that class every day.
 
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CM156 said:
Around second grade or so I made the mistake of raising my hand and correcting the teacher when she said something factually inaccurate.

She flipped out and had me sent home for a week.

However, this story has a happy ending. My mother was none too happy about this, so she had my uncle (who was a lawyer) draft up a lawsuit (or something like that, I can?t remember) against the school and have it delivered. I got back in and put in a different class. The teacher then screamed at me in the halls when she saw me, despite it having been explained to her. Shortly thereafter, she had no job.
I had a similar situation when my teacher claimed there are about 5,5 billion people on the planet.

She just yelled at me for a while and told my that if i spoke another word in class id get detention.

Out of curiosity what did she say?
 

ColorfulObscurity

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I have a couple.
In 6th grade, my class had a nun for a sub. She ended up giving everyone in the class a detention for smiling.
My sophomore year, my history teacher sent me to the dean once for doodling in class. Keep in mind that my doodles are my notes. Stuff like a personification of Germany and America playing battleship, etc. So in reality I was sent to the dean for taking notes.
Again with the same teacher, I had security called on me for not putting a cookie in my bag with my tablet. It was at the very end of class too. I WASN'T EVEN EATING IT.
 

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Bezza27 said:
I have a red fringe. It is dyed but I mean, its my fringe, and its not even all of it. Anyway, because I was the only boy who dyed his hair this teacher walks up to me at lunch. Walks past a girl with a half shaved half dyed hairdo, a girl with all dyed red hair, looked at them, continued walking to me, had the cheek to say "I want it out by tomorrow" (the only way to do that was to cut my fringe and look like a tosser) and the best part is she had spiky completely dyed red hair. Anyway my mother was friends with the principal's assistant so I got it sorted quickly.
Same thing almost happened to me but all my hair was purple and I told the head of year that its sexist because three of my best girl friends have the same colouring and I'll report him to the county council. XD
OT: I got expelled because some ***** spread a rumour that I threatened to stab her with a knife I didn't have. They searched my bag and person and found nothing but I still got kicked out ¬¬
 

Gunjester

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When i was in kindergarten I spat on a kid and got sent to the principal.
But stupidest prob came with the same kid, that we were playing make-believe digimon or some shit, and I killed his character so he punched me and we got into a fight xD
 

SoranMBane

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Not standing for the pledge. In other words, I got sent to the office for just sitting and minding my own business.

An even worse one would probably be in fifth grade when I got yelled at and drilled for who knows how long because apparently a (minor) swear word was found on the wall of a little work cubicle I happened to use that day, and that's just one of the more notable instances of bullshit I had to go through that year. I don't think there's been a single person I've ever wanted to murder more than my fifth grade teacher, and I was ten then, so that's pretty scary.
 

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Stupidest Reason Ever got in trouble at school.... well my little brother got detention for saying basically "Who Cares" to a political science teacher railing against gay marriage (That was when he went to a small private Southern Baptist School).

Another one was long ago in middle school. Like usual the kids were talking, the teacher was teaching and no one was paying attention. She looks up from here place at the front of the class and goes "[insert name] go to the principle you have detention. I know other people were talking, I saw other people talking but you were the one that got caught so leave now." (Same School as last story)

Another one from my little bro. He was in math class sitting in the back corner trying to not get noticed (the teacher hated him). One of the other students at the front of the class gets in trouble for talking, she looks at my bro still in the back corner and says, "[insert name] it takes two, you have detention also." (Different High School from the last two stories)
 

Sarah Frazier

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Some random person in high school scrawled all over a piece of paper how so-and-so was so -I- got in trouble because I once went to the same elementary school as the person being 'threatened'.

Edit: when I was given a piece of paper and wrote random stuff in the same size, it was plenty clear that the writing was nowhere near similar, so I was let go.
 

SamBargeron

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Wearing a clown nose in class. The teacher confiscated it. When she looked up from putting it in her drawer, I mysteriously had another clown nose on. She confiscated my second clown nose and insisted I hand over the rest, to which I sadly responded, "I've only got the two..." She gave me saturday detention.
 

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staika said:
I got a detention one time for bringing in one of those trick pens that once you push the lever down it gives you a little shock. The principal told me that the pen had the capability to kill someone.
PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Your Principal was a moron!
 

Westaway

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Oh boy, lets see.
1. My friend copied off me and I got in trouble
2. The same friend keeps his pants low. Some ass sub teacher asked him to raise them. He did and sat back down, the teacher was satisfied. Then, 10 minuts later he came back and sent him to the office for low riding, even though he never got up and his pants were at the same height.
3. I was long boarding in the road (where you are supposed to long board). The stree was EMPTY besides my friend and I. A teacher fliped shit and called my mom and claimed I was "weaving in and out of moving traffic"
I'll think of more later, this was just the last couple months.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Being friends with a guy who got into an epic fight with an ambiguously gay guy.
Another time for calling this same friend a butt monkey when he was being stupid and the gay guy (who we in the other side of the room) heard me and told a teacher I was calling him names and being abusive.
 

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matrix guardian said:
One time on the playground as young kids, my brother got into trouble for "fighting" because a bully punched him and pushed him down. My brother didn't do anything (except, you know, fall over). It really pissed me off.
Oh yeah. This. Only it went on for four years. And happened to me. Apparently playing computer games was a really obscure hobby back then compared to playing soccer. Cool guys.

EDIT: I guess having a pair of eyes and two braincells to match are not a teaching requirement -.-

Addendum: I got back at them though. Not them in person, but me and a few of my 'geeky' friends revolutionised social activities at that small town by introducing LAN to the public, and it kinda grew exponentially. Now, the two soccer teams have been disbanded due to the lack of players.

I always get insta-happy when I think of that! ^___^
 

oneUNSEENHERO

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once in 6th grade i was walking out to the play ground and this anoying little kid comes up and stands in font of me and starts yammering on about something so i pick him up and move him out of the way later (back in class) i get called to the office the principle says im that the kid came to her and told her i tried to choke the kid i got wroten up

this one i deserved but it was funny i was in my comp class and most of the other students was gone for some band thing and i randomly say in a high pitch voice nichole (the sluty girl in our grade she cheats on everyone)has a penis i got sent to the hallway and cause the teacher wasnt there on time for the detention i didnt have to serve it

another time this one bad kid teacher (she fallows around the bad and dumb lazy kids) was watching the class. the class was being loud so she yells "Quite down" and i replyed "you quiet down" I got a detention