Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

Sacman

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Getting punched in the face and my guitar stolen...

One week suspension and 3 stitches...<.<
 

philip1228

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In 3rd grade, there was a teacher in the school who was a HUGE ***** and spoke horrible English, she was probably only hired so the school didn't get sued for discrimination. I was leaving lunch with my class and I dropped my tray on the table and said "woops." The teacher yelled at me for "playing around," and told me to go to the front of the line when the teacher came to escort us back to class, so I assumed my position at the back of the line, ready to walk up to my teacher when she came, but the lady yelled at me further for going to the back of the line. I pointed out that she said "when the teacher comes," but she wouldn't have any of it, she said that I was supposed to stay at the front of the line to whole time. She had a really thick hispanic accent and almost never worded her sentences correctly, so I did't know what she meant.
But it doesn't matter anyways because the all that happened was my color was "purple" for that day ( so basically nothing happened at school), and my mother didn't believe me I guess and grounded me.
 

pyrrhic victory

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I will only cover three major occurrences that I am absolutely sure had assaulted my permanent record.

3rd grade: I went into the bathroom, and I noticed a student collecting water in his hands, and pouring it into the upside down hand dryer. I asked him what he was doing, and he said "TROLOLO". I thought it was pretty badass, so I did it too. Perhaps somebody wanted to get me into trouble, but my teacher was informed. She said to me that she knew what I had done, so I started crying, said that someone told me to do it; she also told me that doing such things were dangerous, as I could be electrocuted; go figure. Anyway, I had to go to counseling. I told them I did it because my father was away, whereas it was more likely that I did it because the girl who I was quite fond of didn't even know that I had existed.

4th or 5th grade: I went into the bathroom, and a rather large student called me weak (I'm quite small), so what I did was say "ORLY?" and slammed the stall door, as hard as I could... that the hinges broke, which even surprised me. There was another student with us, and he told the vice-principal. I told the vice-principal what had happened (with emphasis on the provoking), and the student who insulted me had to write a letter of apology, while I wasn't penalized. :D

6th grade: A student who I sat with during lunch told me to say "he's raping you with his eyes" while he stared at all the passing girls... no, seriously. And I did it. I really don't know why. Apparently they found this offensive, therefore they told the teacher on lunch duty, and we were called up to the podium. All that bastard had to do was feign an apology, and he was set free, whereas I was truly sorry, mostly because I didn't want to be in trouble. Hence I had to attend an after school detention; the worst part of it was that it occurred in the home economics (that is, where sexual education is taught) classroom.

PS: I am purposely hypocritical and unknowledgeable in these descriptions, as I now realize that I had likely deserved both punishments. There were several sanctions that I hadn't deserved, too many to cover in a single post, but most occurrences were extremely trivial (read: common day bullshit we all deal with) that I had long ago forgotten about them.
 

TheBYOBGig

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I was tackled by school security and almost expelled durring a random locker search. (I went to school on a military base and a private school, so the search was not only legal, but mandatory) You see, I'm a fan of House of the Dead and I happened to own 2+3 on the orriginal Xbox. Who in their right mind would play House of the Dead with a ontroller? That's right, I had two of the black and green GunCons that look something similar to magnums with wires on the bottom. Now, I didn't keep them there on a regular basis, in fact I had them there that one day bacause I had a good four hours at the community center after school before I could be picked up. Technically I did violate a big school rule, and yes expulsion was a very real possibility but, I can laugh about it now.

A dog was brought in to smell the lockers before they were opened, this dog picked up drugs on seven of the lockers in my row. (a row is about 50-60 lockers) No bombs detected. (This is important) During the search, several knives turned up and one airsoft handgun, the knife owners were suspended for a week and the airsofter expelled. After the weapons turned up they brought the dogs back in to sniff the remaining lockers just in case. The remaining lockers (mine included) are given the all clear to search. When they arrive to my locker and ask for the combination, I tell them I had already unlocked it for them. I was taken about six feet from my locker by one man as the other opened it up and shouted "Bomb". As you can imagine the next few minutes were wonderful. There truly isn't anything like waiting for EOD to show up while you have a 200lb man with his knee in your spine and your hands not only cuffed but lifted just enough to send searing pain through your shoulders. Once order had been restored and Mr.Shouty was taken off my back. I was escorted to the principals office where I was read the school zero tollerance policy on weapons and my duffle bag brought in as evidence. He opened my bomb bag and pulled out two GunControllers and an Xbox with the cables wrapped around them. Rather than yell at me he turned to the two officers holding me and asked how in anyones right mind would a game console be assumed as a bomb. When the officer in question couldn't provide a decent answer I was sent home, suspended pending a hearing a week later. The hearing went my way and I was allowed back in school. Since then I had a fun nickname all the way to graduation, The Microsoft Bomber...
 

honestdiscussioner

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I didn't even have to think about this for more than a second.

So I'm normally a goodie-two-shoes. It wasn't that I sucked up to the teachers or anything, I was just nice and didn't want to act out in class. So I decided to skip lunch one day to finish a book report in the library. Problem is I forgot the book. Well once you're in the library in middle school you're not allowed to leave during lunch, you have to stay there there whole time. So I didn't have anything to work on.

Now most of the computers in there were just research stations for looking up books, but there were two computers that ran windows 95, which was pretty new back then. Any time I was in the library there was always this one kid named Phil on one of them, playing games (Jurassic Park). So I decided, why the hell not, I'll play games since I have nothing to do.

I'm not there a minute before the Vice Principle comes over to ask me what I was doing. I said I was playing Jurassic Park. She said I wasn't allowed, and got slightly ticked off when I pointed out that Phil always did it. I told her I was only doing it because I forgot my book.

So she told me to go get my book. So I did, only she never gave me a hall pass. As I'm putting my combination into my locker, the only teacher to ever not like me up to that point stops me and asks me for my hall pass. I told her I didn't have one, that the vice principle sent me to get my book. Instead of letting me get my book, she told me to stop, walk back and find the vice principle, and get a hall pass.

So I find the Vice Principle in the cafeteria eating, and tell her what happened. She said, fine, you're not allowed to go to the library during lunch for a week! WTF! She wanted me to know this wasn't a punishment . . . only something to make me learn a lesson . . . which is usually what a punishment is for.

While there are many injustices in school, remember, the majority of teachers are hard workers and the backbone of civilization. The most important thing in this world is education.
 

Amondren

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In 1st grade I got in trouble for not doing my homework. I colored that damn turtle with the teacher over my shoulder during play time and I made it a god damn rainbow turtle.
 

Megabobster

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I got in trouble for helping someone with their math. I'm generally good at math, and the tips I was giving were just that, tips. The person wasn't the sharpest crayon in the knife drawer, and I was just explaining it in methods they would understand. The teacher then started yelling at me. When my friend, who was helping me explain, but somehow the teacher didn't notice, took my side, the teacher started yelling at him too. When all was said and done, the teacher went to him and told him to stay out of things and keep to his own. Exactly why do they tell you to stick up for your friends and then later telly you this stuff? I was in 6th grade, btw.

TL;DR: I got in trouble for carefully explaining the math without telling the answer, my friend got in trouble for trying to stick up for me and help me explain what was going on. Friend was then told to keep to his own, while that school had a generally "stick up for your friends" thing that they taught. De fuu-?
 

Thelonesun

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I got suspended for the remainder of the week (2 days) for bringing a Linux live CD to school, setting the terminal to green on black, and navigating the hard drive in the terminal.
 

mik1

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This was my first day at a new elementary school in i think 4th grade... anyways I spit on the ground at recess and a teacher made me go inside and get something to clean it up. Which was really difficult because I didn't know my way around the school at all and I didn't know any teachers.
 

TheStickman

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In 7th Grade I made a mistake on the computer by putting some files in the wrong place. The teacher found out, and even after I move them back into the correct place she sends me to the assistant principle.

Assistant principle lectures me for a bit (including asking if I was doing it to impress my friends, because moving files= badassery) and writes me up. I might have gotten detention, but I can't remember.
 

mortalkiller

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when i was 9
we had a christmas party at my school
i won bingo and picked a laser pointer as my gift
i started pointing it at people
while saying pew pew pew
-.-
detention and suspension after christmas break
 

zombiejoe

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Aethren said:
Hijacked the P.A. system as a senior prank and played a song through the entire school during first period of the last day of school. Got caught by the principal, but he just laughed and sent me back to class. The song?


Left a business card beside the mic before I left. Got called in the next school year to fix that same P.A. system, since they couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Somehow they muted the volume and didn't know how to fix it.
Just too awesome for words.

lol
 

GrimHeaper

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cerealnmuffin said:
One of my eyes has a weak muscle (had two eye surgeries to fix it because I was close to going blind). People might call this lazy eye but it was quite a lot more severe than that. Anyway the teacher thought I was rolling my eyes to her once when it was cause my eye muscle was giving out causing it to not focus.

I got in trouble for crossing my legs a lot. I'm tg and I grew up in Texas, ugh. So I got a lot of grief and got in trouble for doing anything considered stereotypically feminine. No detentions for this, but had teachers mumble not so nice things about me.

In grade school, I had teachers single me out for not saying the pledge mainly due to one line that I disagreed with. I did stand for it, but the fact that I didn't recite it infuriated the teachers.
Wait give me more detail about this please the eyesight in particular.
 

New York Patrick

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Oh my god(s) have I got stories about this... Sorry escapist, but I might have to multi-post this one.

Alright, so this one time, in grade 2, I got in trouble for feeling tired after our psychotic, bipolar, alchoholic music teacher had us practice the choir line for a mandatory school musical assembly for about a week, and had to stay in for recess, and was yelled at for being a trouble maker for an hour.

This was at a school where I was essentially yelled at for having a slightly different learning style, and where 1/3rd of my grade level was on the wonderful drug called "ritilin," for no real apparent reason except that it made them more manageable. I was regularly taken out of class and basically harrassed for about a third of the day by the school's team of quack psychologists because I was simply "different." I don't have ADHD. I might have 'mild' ADD, but most of my learning issues in public school have to do with my disgraphia (think dislexia, but with fine motor skills - essentially I write slower than I can process words and what not. As a possitive side effect, I now have semi photographic memory when it comes to notes... It also has to do with the fact that I am about 2 or 3 symtoms or tendencies short of Asbergers Syndrom on the Autism Spectrum. It is abserd that I would be accused of having ADHD, by someone without an actual degree, when I was one of the quietest god damned kids in class.

So that was fun. I got the hell out of there, and only ran into problems with the educational system when I finally came back up here to Canada.

See, at my public school, grades 7&8, we had this vicious, hateful, manipulative, psychotic toadlike vice principle, who decided it was her personal goal in life to single out and harass trouble makers... or rather, kids who would "BECOME" trouble makers...

So, there was also this complete jackass in the grade ahead of me, generic screw up/bully/early smoker kid, who apparently took an issue to me... I'm really not quite sure at the moment, but he just didn't like me... I didn't like him much either, mainly because of the time he basically almost broke my knee for no apparent reason.

Somehow, this got around to the vice principle, who had either heard it blown out of proportion, or blown it out of proportion, who basically accused me of rallying up a lynch mob to go kick his ass at lunch, and ranted at me sternly about how this sort of thing isn't exceptable up here "in Canada." She somehow turned the whole thing into a rant infering that all Americans are violent, aggressive, uneducated hillbillies, then sent me back to class late... so that was fun. I'll be honest, that one kinda pissed me off. (I don't want to stir up a huge cultural thing in this thread by posting this mind you, so don't no one be commenting on how much you hate Americans/Everyone else)

So, eventually that blew over without any real consequences, but about a year later, a month before the end of school, I was sent to the office after yelling at this little punk asshole who kicked me in the stomach with his boot in order to start something. She starts up on some conveluded tyrade about how I was a bully and unfair and prejudice or some shit, and how I hurt his feelings... Now, I really didn't want to sit through this, so I lifted my index finger, stopped her mid sentence, and with my rather developed (being a literal year older than anyone who started school in Canada in grade 8 at the time) deep-ish voice, now in a shrill, angry, Statham like growl after being harrassed a few times by this woman, and the many others before, set a few things straight.

I corrected her about the details of the incident, told her in polite terms that she was completely inept, useless, and lucky she hadn't had been fired for misstreating ordinarily good students and further instegating drama, which she did multiple times, (seriously, I was the fortunate one here) referenced the PREVIOUS incident, cited my clean record on all other accounts, and that I only had problems with her, and told her that she best forget about this unless she wanted to deal with my parents, who would be alot more aggressive in pursuing her dismisal from her possition than I am even interested in. I told her good day, and walked back to class with her looking dumbstruck.

I never spoke to her again, and resumed my year as normal. I'm told by my younger brother that she "retired" a year later.

End Part One...
 

Tomster595

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Playfully punching my friend in the back while walking through the hall is middle school. I was literally hardly touching him and when the teacher started yelling he even said that he didn't mind it. Went to the principals office anyway. God did I hate that school.
 

Apprentice88

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*Went to Catholic School*

Falling asleep during Mass.


I should get a medal for actually being able to, Pews are painful enough just to sit on.