When I was 15 years old my schools "dictator" decided that blue pens are bad and should be banned...
And no... I don't mean pens that write things in blue, I mean BLUE PENS... Thanks god he got fired xP
PS. Other thing I remember from that fucked up school (now I'm at perfectly normal and cool highschool) is that my teacher thought I'm:
a) Alcoholic and a Drug addict - Cause I wrote a satiric 20 page story about our school's life that was just a total joke and nothing in it was real. I mean. There was parts of The Matrix, Star Wars and many many other things in it but she thought I had to be COMPLETLY high to create this and sent me off to police (no I'm not kidding) God I wish I sued that *****.
b) A satanist - Cause I got A+ on my work about "Godly comedy" (I think its named that way in English) by Dante Algieri. You get it? She said I'm SATANIST cause I got A for my hard work
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