Stupidest thing you've seen someone do in CoD? (any CoD)

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zagazsano

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Everyone makes mistakes, yet a lot of mistakes can be really stupid! xD
What is the most stupid thing you've seen someone do in Call of Duty online?
 

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In CoD4 there was this guy who used to run at the same spot every time and i used to kill him every time.. He never even looked at the place i was on
 

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I was just in a match were the guy said "I'm the host, if you kill me I will end the match", Naturally I killed him at the first opportunity.
 

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needausername said:
I was just in a match were the guy said "I'm the host, if you kill me I will end the match", Naturally I killed him at the first opportunity.
Did the match end?
 

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On CoD4, I was playing normally, getting a lot of kills and a good k/d ratio to boot. (I don't care about k/d, but it's nice to have in game.) Anyway, I'm level 55, and I have no intention in doing prestige. So I, out of sheer coincidence, kept killing this other kid who happened to be 10th prestige. He didn't like it, so after the game, he ranted at me repeatedly, stuff like: "You're only on prestige 1, noob, you're not any good. Sell the game if you're not even going to attempt prestige, leave the game to pro's like me." Why do prepubescent boys play this game? The map was Pipeline, Headquarters. I had a trusty MP5 and he was shotgunning. Just to give some sort of mental image. It was LOL and ROFL with a little LMAO.
 

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Yooz said:
On CoD4, I was playing normally, getting a lot of kills and a good k/d ratio to boot. (I don't care about k/d, but it's nice to have in game.) Anyway, I'm level 55, and I have no intention in doing prestige. So I, out of sheer coincidence, kept killing this other kid who happened to be 10th prestige. He didn't like it, so after the game, he ranted at me repeatedly, stuff like: "You're only on prestige 1, noob, you're not any good. Sell the game if you're not even going to attempt prestige, leave the game to pro's like me." It was LOL and ROFL with a little LMAO.
See. That's why we need kids in games. If your mature enough, it can be fuckin funny.
 

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Yooz said:
On CoD4, I was playing normally, getting a lot of kills and a good k/d ratio to boot. (I don't care about k/d, but it's nice to have in game.) Anyway, I'm level 55, and I have no intention in doing prestige. So I, out of sheer coincidence, kept killing this other kid who happened to be 10th prestige. He didn't like it, so after the game, he ranted at me repeatedly, stuff like: "You're only on prestige 1, noob, you're not any good. Sell the game if you're not even going to attempt prestige, leave the game to pro's like me." Why do prepubescent boys play this game? The map was Pipeline, Headquarters. I had a trusty MP5 and he was shotgunning. Just to give some sort of mental image. It was LOL and ROFL with a little LMAO.

This is why I rarely touch multiplayer for FPS games now, I encounter too many people like that to get any real enjoyment out of it and I don't think turning off my headset is a viable option because I really don't think that I should have to.

What happened to games just being about having fun and enjoying yourself?
 

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Dom Uk said:
Yooz said:
On CoD4, I was playing normally, getting a lot of kills and a good k/d ratio to boot. (I don't care about k/d, but it's nice to have in game.) Anyway, I'm level 55, and I have no intention in doing prestige. So I, out of sheer coincidence, kept killing this other kid who happened to be 10th prestige. He didn't like it, so after the game, he ranted at me repeatedly, stuff like: "You're only on prestige 1, noob, you're not any good. Sell the game if you're not even going to attempt prestige, leave the game to pro's like me." Why do prepubescent boys play this game? The map was Pipeline, Headquarters. I had a trusty MP5 and he was shotgunning. Just to give some sort of mental image. It was LOL and ROFL with a little LMAO.

This is why I rarely touch multiplayer for FPS games now, I encounter too many people like that to get any real enjoyment out of it and I don't think turning off my headset is a viable option because I really don't think that I should have to.

What happened to games just being about having fun and enjoying yourself?
Heavily seconded.
 

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COD4:"Ambush"

There's a well-known glitch involving a dumpster in Ambush and I was covering that spot with my sniper. This kid runs and tries to glitch into it so I kill him. However, apparently he didn't get the message and continued to try to glitch, for a total of 9 attempts (I actually counted). At the end of the round he called me a camper and left the game.
 

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funnyist thing i ever seen was some dude on cod 5 continusly trying to ge through a door way and failing he kept hitting the wall, finally he made it in and right as he did he was sniped in the head. i think he had bad motorskills but he blamed it on lag so okay i will buy that
 

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Dom Uk said:
Yooz said:
On CoD4, I was playing normally, getting a lot of kills and a good k/d ratio to boot. (I don't care about k/d, but it's nice to have in game.) Anyway, I'm level 55, and I have no intention in doing prestige. So I, out of sheer coincidence, kept killing this other kid who happened to be 10th prestige. He didn't like it, so after the game, he ranted at me repeatedly, stuff like: "You're only on prestige 1, noob, you're not any good. Sell the game if you're not even going to attempt prestige, leave the game to pro's like me." Why do prepubescent boys play this game? The map was Pipeline, Headquarters. I had a trusty MP5 and he was shotgunning. Just to give some sort of mental image. It was LOL and ROFL with a little LMAO.

This is why I rarely touch multiplayer for FPS games now, I encounter too many people like that to get any real enjoyment out of it and I don't think turning off my headset is a viable option because I really don't think that I should have to.

What happened to games just being about having fun and enjoying yourself?
NAW NAAAAW, DEY 'BOUT BEIN' HARDCORE NOW. YOU AIN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE NO FUN, B/C U GOTS TA WIN.

Seriously, I miss having fun. It's all about achievements and winning. I used to be able to play a game, dying almost constantly, and still have buckets of fun with it. =P
 

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Some guy used a shotgun for 10 straight matches. Naturally my entire team got pissed whenever he killed us because he was being a shotgun whore and teabagged. Then we hid for five minutes and then launched an all out offensive against him only. We let his teammates kill us. Then when someone on my team killed him we teabagged him and picked up his shotgun and used it against him. He complained every time we killed him with HIS OWN WEAPON. At the end of the game he called us noobs and left the lobby.

Another time somebody got in my way when I was sniping and an enemy appeared from behind him. I went prone and the guy on my team was killed by the other guy and he got pissed at me and betrayed me for the rest of the game. I only died from him. Then he sent me a BAD message so I filed a complaint against him.

tl; dr
 

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Chaos Bringer said:
Some guy used a shotgun for 10 straight matches. Naturally my entire team got pissed whenever he killed us because he was being a shotgun whore and teabagged. Then we hid for five minutes and then launched an all out offensive against him only. We let his teammates kill us. Then when someone on my team killed him we teabagged him and picked up his shotgun and used it against him. He complained every time we killed him with HIS OWN WEAPON. At the end of the game he called us noobs and left the lobby.

Another time somebody got in my way when I was sniping and an enemy appeared from behind him. I went prone and the guy on my team was killed by the other guy and he got pissed at me and betrayed me for the rest of the game. I only died from him. Then he sent me a BAD message so I filed a complaint against him.

tl; dr
Can people see you tea-bag them? I thought the kill-cam comes on instantly. Good story, though.
 

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Hurm. Well, this one is more epicly awesome while at the same time being stupid but a friend of mine was watching his brother play COD4. He whipped out a Gold Deagle and ran around the entire map shooting like a madman and screaming "Blood for the blood god!" at the top of his lungs the whole match.

K: 24
D: 2

Could have gone terrible. Went perfect.
 

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This guy who once used a permanent marker to draw a crosshair on his screen because he was in a realism server. Tit.
 

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matnatz said:
This guy who once used a permanent marker to draw a crosshair on his screen because he was in a realism server. Tit.
Actually, some people do that so they can be better at no-scoping, which is hilarious.
 

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I just got done with a match were my entire team decided to camp in a corner with Dragunovs, they did this everywhere they spawned. I whent and hid in a different corner with a silenced uzi and UAV jammer. They all got killed repeatedly, I got a pretty good K/D spread.