I got... The Pretentionist. So, then preferring good storytelling and a degree of artistry makes me pretentious. You know, it's statements like that which are holding back the medium.
I feel that art adds to the quality of entertainment. That said, one of my favorite games is Saints Row 2, the polar opposite of anything artsy. Oh well, I answered truthfully and as exactly as I can, so if the makes me The Pretentionist then I am The Pretentionist.