Take This Quiz to Find Out Your Chances of Survival

Cabisco

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ProtoChimp said:
Demon ID said:
Jack and Calumon said:
A Warning to others...

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Calumon: Oh here he goes again... >.<
Same, I only got 20%. Me and you should never team up on anything important.
Same here. The members of the escapist are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked if anything happens. Not just disasters I mean ANYTHING.
Makes you wonder what would happen if we were told to look after a goldfish for a day. I'd bet good money we would somehow burn the place down.
F-I-D-O said:
DSK- said:
Demon ID said:
Jack and Calumon said:
A Warning to others...

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Calumon: Oh here he goes again... >.<
Same, I only got 20%. Me and you should never team up on anything important.
Again, same here. But wait! If all three of us pool resources, that makes 80%! No disaster or catastrophe would dare stand in our way then!
I got a 25%, so we can have a success rate of 105% if we all work together! We could make the disasters work to happen!

Interesting, at 25 it is still a warning to others...
As a collective we should make a super team, with a 205% chance of success what could go wrong?
 

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F-I-D-O said:
DSK- said:
Demon ID said:
Jack and Calumon said:
A Warning to others...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Calumon: Oh here he goes again... >.<
Same, I only got 20%. Me and you should never team up on anything important.
Again, same here. But wait! If all three of us pool resources, that makes 80%! No disaster or catastrophe would dare stand in our way then!
I got a 25%, so we can have a success rate of 105% if we all work together! We could make the disasters work to happen!

Interesting, at 25 it is still a warning to others...
By your powers combined, I am capt-wait no, no that won't work!
 

GuiltBlade

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I went through this twice and checked my answers, I had 15+ correct on both runs yet I got tourist both times. Is something broken?

having read through some other peoples replies I agree that this is misleading.
extremities loose heat very fast so something to protect the hands is beneficial, however you can stick your hands into a jacket.
 

Flamezdudes

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Well... 15%. I'm Bear Food but thats to be expected, i wouldn't survive a catastophe by myself.
 

Tharticus

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Huh, I guess that certain survival shows on Discovery paid off. Bear Grylls, Les Strouds and the new people from dual survival. Still, some of the answers I disagree upon when taking this quiz.
 

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I question the legality of the question about "who would survive". A CHILD?! You wrote that a soldier or an adventurer is more likely to die... Please. I'm in Rifleman's Association, which is like an Army Lite Version, and we have SOME training to survive in the wilderness.

A child wouldn't know 99% of the things in this test, BUT he would survive sooner than I would?! A kid would drink water where bears crap, eat poisonous mushrooms because he saw people earing them and he doesn't see a difference between edible fungi and a red one. Heck, he might consider it a tasty, strawberry shroom. Oh, and kids would eat the purple berries that would taste like burning.

Not to mention that a child wouldn't know the danger of provoking a wild animal, such as a bear or a wild boar.
Redingold said:
Finally, are soldiers not trained to cope with survival situations? They surely can't be trained to ignore risk. That would be counter-productive. They must be trained to assess risk, and calculate the most effective way of dealing with it, right?
Good to see someone else agreeing with me. In the quiz, I would first choose the soldier, who is physically fit, disciplined and trained to survive hardships, then it would be the mountain climber because of his obvious strength and condition, then the businessman because... HE'S A GOD DAMN GROWN MAN! Who might actually have a CELLPHONE. Which child (under the age of 6-7) has a CELLPHONE?! Or knows how to set a fire, how to get food...
 

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I knew the answer to the pure water question but refused to answer it right. Just no. 55%, tourist, which is depressing since one of the ones I got right had to do with swallows.
 

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Aenir said:
The dog's body heat greatly helps. The brandy, however, which was the choice (not Dog with Brandy), Russ is spot-on about. Myth Busters ftw.
I am not nitpickng or trying to persuade anyone to drink brandy on a frozen mountain top. I was just saying that Russ was being too harsh about the brandy and the dog, together. Brandy or not you are saved once the dog finds you; I am just saying there is some pretty good logic behind the brandy when it is with the dog. Brandy alone on a cold mountain top? Yeah that is just stupid.

HK_01 said:
I'm a tourist. Great.

Warning: One of the answers is about to be given in this spoiler. Sorry about it, but I just had to say this(don't read if you haven't got the "Who's most likely to survive?" question yet, please).
Edit: Okay, WTF?!? How's a child more likely to survive in the wild then a soldier? I don't know about the US, but in Switzerland and Germany going into the "wild" is part of the training in the army. Okay, so soldiers are trained to ignore risks, but how on earth would a child know what it can eat? How would it know where to get food? How to hunt? How to act in such a situation of extreme stress? Children are not capable of surviving on their ownm, they need adults to take care of them.
I didn't get that question right so I don't know what bullshit they try to tell you but here is my guess: Children are more instinctive. They have less of a pesky education to get in the way of just converting to an animal like state. Instincts tell you a lot about what you can and cannot eat. Although I do agree that a child won't actually be able to feed itself and defend itself if a bunny comes its way. Have people heard of this little U.S. army division called the Rangers?
 

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I got 55%, then 80%, then 90%, then 100%, and now I've placed 16th overall. I would have thought I'd have scored higher to begin with, as I spend a lot of time "surviving" in the woods and around mountains. I'm an outdoorsy person, as it were... Also, I live right down the road from a nuclear power plant, so I knew those answers easily.
 

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zala-taichou said:
Ok, this was a fun quiz, even though I am a bloody tourist (55%).
Hey, at least you got over 50%.
I got 20%! I just hope a catastrophe doesn't occur any time soon...
 

theSovietConnection

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Survivalist [br] [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/84.61-Survivalist] [br] Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/84]


I question a lot of the logic here, but I assume this is not a serious quiz, otherwise Escapist is going to be in a lot of trouble should anyone try any of these.

EDIT: 90% first shot.
 

RamirezDoEverything

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You scored 40%! You're a...

Tourist
You can handle most crises and have a decent chance of making it through to the other side.

fuuuuuuuu...

i loved the monty python reference. "African or european?" "Well i don't know that AAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
 

IrrelevantTangent

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Hell, I thought I'd get better than a 55% Tourist. Fallout's one of my favorite games! And I prepare plans in the event of an apocalypse that could probably be considered overly paranoid!

Ah well. I am an American, after all. :p
 

Dr.Susse

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20% all those years of scouts did NOTHING!
Well I still have my badges, i could burn them or something.

EDIT: The only bears I have to worry about are the drop bears.