Team Fortress 2 Classless Update: Now With Hats!

Jagraffamel

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For those of you who don't want to take the time to read the hilarious Steam Thread, I can give a quick summary on the postulated meanings of those three ads.

The first ad, with the two Gentlemen with their fighting commoners is seen as a clue that a one on one dueling system to fight for hats will be installed.

The second ad, with the children and the gears, is seen as a sign of an upcoming Engie update (But everyone always thinks that...always)

The final ad, Manne's weapon emporium, is also supposed to be a clue for an upcoming Soldier update. Many think next month will see a Soldier vs. Engie update. They believe a broadsword will be the new melee for the soldier, a musket for his primary or secondary, and some are even absurdly predicting sentries mounted on Zeppelins.

Also, there are some who see this as a possible classless update for weapons, where all the generic pistols/shotguns will get some interesting alternatives. I think this seems unlikely.

Finally, I'm just going to say I want my freaking Meet the Medic and Meet the Pyro movies, as these are the two primary classes I play as.

This is what I have been able to surmise; hope you find it useful.
 

Internet Kraken

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Baneat said:
Noone plays arena and the hats still take too long to acquire :(
I play Arena almost every time I play TF2.

And this update looks awesome. A new arena map, a new game mode, and some cool new hats(that I will never get). I can't wait.
 
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Baneat said:
Noone plays arena and the hats still take too long to acquire :(
Well, you obviously haven't been to the Escapist Melee night then.

@SirCannonFodder : Have half a cookie for disgarding the real reason for a surname joke. ;)
 

Hybridwolf

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Damn valve. Now I really want TF2 for the PC but common sense keeps telling me to wait for the update for the 360. But seeing as there is still three class updates left, I'm guessing I'll have to bite the bullet and buy it from steam. Or wait until episode three is out...
 

PartyMonkey

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Is it just me or does bringing out a Add-on for just one type of gameing consoly thing alienate fans of the game on other consoles?

If I am wrong about them bringing this out on consoles then tell me and I will take it back and get all excited!
 

Tolerant Fanboy

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I will sit here and dream of a world where Steam is made available for us poor, pathetic Mac users. Sigh...

I will also be amused by the camera beard.