Team Fortress 2: Verbose edition.

[Isaac The Grape]

Dear Escapists,

I am one who does enjoy traversing the interconnected networks of this planet. It was during one of these perusals that I did happen upon a one of a wonderful collection of encapsulated moving pictures; the contents of which portrayed the hat acquisition simulation known as "Team Fortress The Second" in a most eloquent and cultured manner. I have attached the moving pictures bellow for your viewing pleasure (I could't think of any better way to say this. I need to read more 19th century literature).

Edit: Advice on how to give spoilers custom titles would be appreciated.

Edit 2: Links work now. Thanks to "dududf" and everyone else who showed me how.

Spoiler: An encounter with the Entrepreneur of Sensory Shapeshifting with Purpose of Infiltrationary Actions

Spoiler: Professor Heavy

Spoiler: A Pre-Organised Encounter With a Constructor and Maintenance Operator of Mechanical Constructions

[youtubev=ja-7IRj1Mwc]

Spoiler: An encounter with a long-ranged combatant

Spoiler: An Introduction to the Demolitions Class

Spoiler: Behold the Soldier of Leisure

 

[Isaac The Grape]

I'm seeing lots of blank spaces. Odd.

Try again. I think I fixed it...

 

[Fuselage]

Not seeing anything...

 

[PeePantz]

I'm seeing lots of blank spaces. Odd.

Apparently, these moving picture are so fast they created a big white blur.

 

[dududf]

*Edit
Problem solved for op.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Dear Escapists,

I am one who does enjoy traversing the interconnected networks of this planet. It was during one of these perusals that I did happen upon a one of a wonderful collection of encapsulated moving pictures; the contents of which portrayed the hat acquisition simulation known as "Team Fortress The Second" in a most eloquent and cultured manner. I have attached the moving pictures bellow for your viewing pleasure (I could't think of any better way to say this. I need to read more 19th century literature).

Edit: Advice on how to give spoilers custom titles would be appreciated.

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[youtubetBu83-0vJbg]

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Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Thank you.

 

[dududf]

*edit
Disregard.

 

[TyrunnAlberyn]

Edit: Never mind, they work now.

While the choice of words combined with the subject matter is indeed of some measure of humourous value to me, I find the use of electronic actors rather than actual voice actors a detriment to the final value of the statement.

... Now you've got me talking like them! Curses!

 

[PeePantz]

Dear Escapists,

I am one who does enjoy traversing the interconnected networks of this planet. It was during one of these perusals that I did happen upon a one of a wonderful collection of encapsulated moving pictures; the contents of which portrayed the hat acquisition simulation known as "Team Fortress The Second" in a most eloquent and cultured manner. I have attached the moving pictures bellow for your viewing pleasure (I could't think of any better way to say this. I need to read more 19th century literature).

Edit: Advice on how to give spoilers custom titles would be appreciated.

Spoiler

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efpdNvUmETY[/youtube]

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[youtube]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-7IRj1Mwc[/youtube]

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[youtube]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-_ThqZrRk[/youtube]

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[youtube]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbxT4F5LOnU[/youtube]

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTbIwINfO80[/youtube]

fixed the first one for you, just copy the rest like it

EDIT: Never mind, good job.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

While we are on the subject: how does the "snip" function work?

 

[Calbeck]

I expelled exclamations of humorous appreciation, from my interior organs such as the lung and diaphragm, via modulation of vocal cords energized by passage of pressurized air.

Quite a bit, in truth.

 

[Ldude893]

I find this intellectual and near-shakespearian interpretation of the language presented in Team Fortress the Second's "Meet the Team" videos rather amusing.

 

[Fanta Grape]

That is epic.

And that would make an EXCELLENT hat for the spy in the first video!

 

[Hitari0]

I believe you may have misconstrued the definition of peruse. I hope you realize that it means to look over with great detail.

 

[Ekit]

This is hilarious.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Whilst briefly amused by the content presented by the one who caused the original production of this list of comments, the tide of humorous exclamations I was offering was interrupted by the unfortunate realisation that the synthesised qualities of the voices detracted somewhat from the experience. In addition to this harsh fact, a small timer, secreted in the lower right hand corner of the moving pictures assured me that the supposed 'entertainment' provided would absorb far more of my day than I could realistically allow.

As an addendum to my post, allow me to assure those that are reading that I communicate in this fashion on a semi-regular basis, thus making this exercise far less strenuous to me than perhaps it is for others, less acquainted as they are with the slightly more archaic forms of the Queen's English.

 

[Hiphophippo]

I'd post more but I'm busy lol'ing my pants off.

 

[Outright Villainy]

I do say, an acquisition of a dispensing utility at our current whereabouts would be most appreciated!