Teen in coma after having testicles squeezed

[Sean Hollyman]

A 17-year-old male is now in coma after suffering a heart attack when a friend jokingly squeezed his testicles. Dr. Irwin Goldstein?urologist and San Diego Sexual Medicine's director?says it's very possible to have a heart attack because the trauma can release a huge amount of adrenalin.

Yes, the testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs.

Testicular pain is referred to the lower abdomen, mesenteric plexus, and causes men to stop abruptly what they are doing, lie on the ground, close their eyes and bend their knees.

A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing.
According to the Irish Mirror, a source close of the family says that it wasn't a savage attack, just a joke, and that it wasn't malicious:

A school teacher and one of the youths performed CPR at the scene before the emergency services came which could have saved the teen's life.

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/teen-falls-in-coma-after-friend-squeezes-his-testicles-1563486129?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow


Shit man that's gotta hurt, protect your balls guys! Imagine this happening to you o_o It could happen at any moment...

 

[Fappy]

I had a friend once lose his shit because I was beating him in Super Smash Bros. and proceeded to bullrush be out into the hall of my sister's dorm and punch be in the dick. I should link him this article. Mother fucker could have killed me! >.>

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I had a friend once lose his shit because I was beating him in Super Smash Bros. and proceeded to bullrush be out into the hall of my sister's dorm and punch be in the dick. I should link him this article. Mother fucker could have killed me! >.>

IT CAN HAPPEN: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/23/testicles-squeezed-to-death_n_3142565.html

A shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.

That's so painful man. My balls hurt right now thinking about it.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

"No matter what happens, never fart on anyone's balls."
.........One of my favorite lines from South Park: SoT.

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What I'm wondering after reading this article is WHO goes around grabbing other guys' cojones?! Is this what guys do when we women aren't around? Is this an entry-into-manhood ritual devised by western society that's moved on from its tribal roots?

/sarcasm

Anyway, that's interesting about the adrenaline rush. I didn't know that happens when testicles get clobbered. Makes me glad that I'll never experience that firsthand!

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

"No matter what happens, never fart on anyone's balls."
.........One of my favorite lines from South Park: SoT.

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What I'm wondering after reading this article is WHO goes around grabbing other guys' cojones?! Is this what guys do when we women aren't around? Is this an entry-into-manhood ritual devised by western society that's moved on from its tribal roots?

/sarcasm

Anyway, that's interesting about the adrenaline rush. I didn't know that happens when testicles get clobbered. Makes me glad that I'll never experience that firsthand!

Weird shit happens when guys are in middle/high school, especially if you have a group of friends who are all massive douchebags.

I remember back in high school guys would go around "sack tapping" each other (basically sneaking up on someone and lightly hitting them in the balls as a joke). First time someone did that to me I shoved him into a wall and punched him in the face multiple times. When a teacher asked me why I did it I calmly explained that he'd punched me in the balls. I never got in trouble for it.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Weird shit happens when guys are in middle/high school, especially if you have a group of friends who are all massive douchebags.

I remember back in high school guys would go around "sack tapping" each other (basically sneaking up on someone and lightly hitting them in the balls as a joke). First time someone did that to me I shoved him into a wall and punched him in the face multiple times. When a teacher asked me why I did it I calmed explained that he'd punched me in the balls. I never got in trouble for it.

Wow... I'm truly speechless! Flabbergasted! Was this before all of the zero-tolerance policy stuff? I can't imagine any kid would get away with punching another kid these days without harsh punishment, regardless of the reason.

I guess we girls had something similar. Getting hit in the breasts while they're developing was NOT fun. Middle school is a horrible time for everyone, eh?

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

As someone into rough, sexual play, that is rather fucking scary. I didn't realise getting hit in the balls, or squeezed, could be so dangerous. I knew going to fucking town with it was, but just a tap or squeeze? Damn man. Scary.

 

[Elfgore]

Weird shit happens when guys are in middle/high school, especially if you have a group of friends who are all massive douchebags.

I remember back in high school guys would go around "sack tapping" each other (basically sneaking up on someone and lightly hitting them in the balls as a joke). First time someone did that to me I shoved him into a wall and punched him in the face multiple times. When a teacher asked me why I did it I calmed explained that he'd punched me in the balls. I never got in trouble for it.

Wow... I'm truly speechless! Flabbergasted! Was this before all of the zero-tolerance policy stuff? I can't imagine any kid would get away with punching another kid these days without harsh punishment, regardless of the reason.

I guess we girls had something similar. Getting hit in the breasts while they're developing was NOT fun. Middle school is a horrible time for everyone, eh?

To add some extra context, in case you don't know. A light tap to the balls hurts for a long time. A hard hit will last about five minutes. A light tap last for about thirty. Just a non-stop pain that acts as a constant reminder of what happened.

I cringed while reading that. The pain... ohhhh the pain.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Weird shit happens when guys are in middle/high school, especially if you have a group of friends who are all massive douchebags.

I remember back in high school guys would go around "sack tapping" each other (basically sneaking up on someone and lightly hitting them in the balls as a joke). First time someone did that to me I shoved him into a wall and punched him in the face multiple times. When a teacher asked me why I did it I calmed explained that he'd punched me in the balls. I never got in trouble for it.

Wow... I'm truly speechless! Flabbergasted! Was this before all of the zero-tolerance policy stuff? I can't imagine any kid would get away with punching another kid these days without harsh punishment, regardless of the reason.

I guess we girls had something similar. Getting hit in the breasts while they're developing was NOT fun. Middle school is a horrible time for everyone, eh?

This happened maybe 8 years ago, so no it wasn't before zero tolerance. It's just that my school didn't really have any bullying problems or a lot of fights so when they did happen the principal and the teachers actually used their brains when dealing out punishments rather than just suspending everyone regardless of their role in the incident. I had a few minor fights like this in middle school and high school and the most I ever got for it was a Saturday detention once because no one was ever injured.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

To add some extra context, in case you don't know. A light tap to the balls hurts for a long time. A hard hit will last about five minutes. A light tap last for about thirty. Just a non-stop pain that acts as a constant reminder of what happened.

I cringed while reading that. The pain... ohhhh the pain.

Yeah, I didn't have any contextual basis to work on. lol

Just last week, I was watching one of the Discovery Channel's YouTube series and the topic was about researchers trying to determine what's more painful: childbirth or getting clocked in the cojones. They haven't found an answer yet. Though apparently, there are devices now that men can wear to experience the pain of giving birth. I'm not sure if there's a female analog to simulate testicle pain.

Here's the video if anyone's interested:

Spoiler

 

[mecegirl]

Oh this kind of reminds me of this incident.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-ruptured-testicle-police-pat-infertile.html

Pretty heavy stuff. I don't even have the right equipment but just thinking about it is cringe worthy.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

What I'd like to know is just how did the doctors arrive at the conclusion that this young man had had his balls squeezed. Did the friend just come clean or was there a medical prognosis involved?

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

All this talk reminds me of the story of Wayne Shelford, a rugby player who, in 1986, had his scrotum torn open by a cleat. Instead of going to the hospital, this hardcore badass asked to be stitched up on the sidelines so he could return to the game. Sure enough, that's just what he did. He wasn't able to finish the game, though, because he suffered a concussion later in the match.

A concussion took him out but not a dangling testicle. Un-fucking-believable.

http://andnowinsport.wordpress.com/2012/07/07/the-story-of-wayne-buck-shelford/

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That story in combination with the image you prefaced it with is making me think about investing in a cup.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Yeah, I didn't have any contextual basis to work on. lol

Just last week, I was watching one of the Discovery Channel's YouTube series and the topic was about researchers trying to determine what's more painful: childbirth or getting clocked in the cojones. They haven't found an answer yet. Though apparently, there are devices now that men can wear to experience the pain of giving birth. I'm not sure if there's a female analog to simulate testicle pain.

Here's the video if anyone's interested:

Spoiler

I thought the scientific answer to that question is that getting kicked in the balls is more painful because after a guy gets kicked in the balls he never thinks to himself "Hmm, I want to do that again."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here, cringing and pricing protective cups. But hopefully this tones down the whole "it's so funny when a guy gets whacked in the junk" thing at least a little bit.

What I'm wondering after reading this article is WHO goes around grabbing other guys' cojones?! Is this what guys do when we women aren't around? Is this an entry-into-manhood ritual devised by western society that's moved on from its tribal roots?

The problem is that, without women around, men generally take the highest IQ in the room, divide that by the number of other men in the room, and then all act like they have that number as an IQ. That number is usually again divided by half if any of the men are attending college.

All this talk reminds me of the story of Wayne Shelford, a rugby player

A rugby player? That explains everything. They're insane.

 

[ToxicPiranah]

All this talk reminds me of the story of Wayne Shelford, a rugby player who, in 1986, had his scrotum torn open by a cleat. Instead of going to the hospital, this hardcore badass asked to be stitched up on the sidelines so he could return to the game. Sure enough, that's just what he did. He wasn't able to finish the game, though, because he suffered a concussion later in the match.

A concussion took him out but not a dangling testicle. Un-fucking-believable.

http://andnowinsport.wordpress.com/2012/07/07/the-story-of-wayne-buck-shelford/

Reminds me of this: http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/10/09/rugby-player-paul-wood-rupture-testicle/

I play rugby, I've been hit in the balls by a fast pass before and it was bloody uncomfortable for most of the game, playing with a torn scrot or a rupture testicle is just crazy.

 

[-Ezio-]

Weird shit happens when guys are in middle/high school, especially if you have a group of friends who are all massive douchebags.

I remember back in high school guys would go around "sack tapping" each other (basically sneaking up on someone and lightly hitting them in the balls as a joke). First time someone did that to me I shoved him into a wall and punched him in the face multiple times. When a teacher asked me why I did it I calmed explained that he'd punched me in the balls. I never got in trouble for it.

Wow... I'm truly speechless! Flabbergasted! Was this before all of the zero-tolerance policy stuff? I can't imagine any kid would get away with punching another kid these days without harsh punishment, regardless of the reason.

I guess we girls had something similar. Getting hit in the breasts while they're developing was NOT fun. Middle school is a horrible time for everyone, eh?

To add some extra context, in case you don't know. A light tap to the balls hurts for a long time. A hard hit will last about five minutes. A light tap last for about thirty. Just a non-stop pain that acts as a constant reminder of what happened.

I cringed while reading that. The pain... ohhhh the pain.

ah yes. here in england we call that a willy whop. happened to me many times.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Oh jesus christ. This hits waaaaaaaaaaay too close to home. I had to have surgery last year on my dangly bits, this just...

 

[Candidus]

There are people out there, in their twenties and thirties like I am, who STILL don't know that just a light tap can cause: infertility, impotence, agonizing temporary swelling, uncontrollable swelling leading to amputation, cyst development and of course heart attack as this article and thread covers. Among yet other things!

Those people, both men and women, shouldn't need to be told. They need to use their fucking brains. The testicles are organs. Would you squeeze someone's liver if it happened to be housed in a pocket of flesh outside the body? Of course not.

And if you're so cool that your answer is yes, please just... just head outside and lie in the road until something that's good for humanity as a whole happens to you.