Tell me you Pyramid Head jokes!

[geohound13]

I've run across a few but i want to know more! Help me out?

 

[Hazy]

The only one that comes to mind is the Rapeclock.

This counts, right?

 

[geohound13]

The only one that comes to mind is the Rapeclock.

oh man thats great! lmao!

 

[jamesworkshop]

I've run across a few but i want to know more! Help me out?

Pyramid head make a fair' old cuppa tea

pyramid.....pharaoh

 

[Pegghead]

Q:Why did pyramid head cross the road?

A:To rape things.

Q:Why is a raven like a writing desk

A:Because pyramid Head will find a way to rape both...simultaneously.

Pyramid head walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the pyramid face". Pyramid Head murders everyone in the bar and has a necrophiliac orgy.

 

[geohound13]

oh man these are great! keep them comin'

 

[hittite]

A Priest, a Rabbi and Pyramid Head walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "is this some sort of joke?" There were no survivors.