Tentacle Grape soda. Seriously.

[Mstrswrd]

Well, I was watching Screwattacks "Hard News," and they brought up "The most delicious Hentai Soda in the world," (as stated by the site) called Tentacle Grape. Seriously. Just... just go to the site. And if anyone buys it, tell us what it tastes like. Also, note that the site is completely clean. Nothing visibly dirty.

http://www.tentaclegrape.com/

Personally, I would buy it, but all my money is either being saved for games, or used for college.

Edit: Who thinks that The Escapist should become an affiliate? I do. If you agree, just mention it in your post. Please? Who knows? Maybe it'll happen (probably not, but hey, maybe).

Second Edit: Here is a link to the Hard News episode. They talk of who made the soda and such (and other stuff).

http://www.screwattack.com/HardNews/123008

 

[Fronken]

Thats actually one of the most witty names i've ever heard on a product, its both funny and it does tell you what your getting.

 

[Fuuten]

Cthulhu is delicious. Or rather, I bet he is.

 

[Sylocat]

Glad I'm not the only one whose first thought was Cthulhu instead of hentai.

 

[[Gavo]]

Wow! Creative!
Sure to get by the parents :]
I want some...
And yes, The Escapist should become a affiliate.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Glad I'm not the only one whose first thought was Cthulhu instead of hentai.

My first thought was octopus.

 

[Fuuten]

Glad I'm not the only one whose first thought was Cthulhu instead of hentai.

Oh we of pure and noble mind. Or maybe we're kidding ourselves. Hell if I know.

 

[rokudan]

At least Bawls soda is spelled differently and doesn't advertise with nut sacks.

 

[gremily]

......

 

[Mariena]

Just the word tentacle will light up the word hentai and rape in my mind.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Glad I'm not the only one whose first thought was Cthulhu instead of hentai.

My first thought was octopus.

Well, it could be. An octopus has tentacles, and in Anime, things are weird colors... Okay, now I have nasty images of things simmilar to "The Dream of the Fishermans Wife" in my head. Damn-it-all.

 

[101194]

Watch out you'll get tentical gRaped run for the hills!

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

This is both funny and disturbing at the same time.

 

[guardian001]

just... wow. I can't decide whether to be disgusted or to immediately run off to buy this...

 

[DuncanRR]

Hooray-a for puns!

 

[Convenient_Label]

If you preorder before the fifth of january they offer Tentacle Grape branded condoms!?

 

[Abako]

Oh wow I laughed way too hard at both the soda and the woman putting her credit card into the Wii. But I am now unusually curious about how that soda actually tastes.

 

[TMAN10112]

Do they have a slogan? If they don't then they should get one, If it was up to me:"tentical grape soda, drink or get raped. We're serious"

 

[Handofpwn]

Must... Buy...

 

[Mstrswrd]

Oh wow I laughed way too hard at both the soda and the woman putting her credit card into the Wii. But I am now unusually curious about how that soda actually tastes.

If you look at the comments on this episode of Hard News, someone speculates that it will taste of Virgin Schoolgirls. Personally, I think it'll be, ya' know, grape.