Terrifying Kissing Device Enables Long-Distance Love, Sort Of

[Not G. Ivingname]

The SCP foundation called.

They want SCP-1368 back.

 

[Skeleon]

This... looks like some faceless monster from Silent Hill or something.

 

[Risingblade]

Can you eat out your long distance GF with it?

 

[Scarim Coral]

I think it just need some goggling eyes and a wig of your lover to make it complete.

 

[the_green_dragon]

... I know it's inappropriate but... Does it do blowjobs? It has the mouth, don't look at me like that!

Yeah but how do you clean it?

 

[gonzo20]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

rofl thats amazing, made me cry laughing

 

[Pipotchi]

Jesus! Thats an SCP entry in the making right there. Its giving me the creeps just looking at

 

[the_green_dragon]

Hey, it looks kinda like Kristen Stewart

 

[LaughingAtlas]

Please put hipster glasses on it.
It must be done.

Sure, why not.

rofl thats amazing, made me cry laughing

"What, my enemies, the Locust? You probably haven't heard of them, they're so underground."
[sub]I'm probably not the first to think that one, eh? >_>[/sub]

OT: The original image doesn't look scary at all, I think, just an egg someone smacked play-doh onto for giggles.

 

[the Dept of Science]

I hope that when AI is invented, this is the first object it's put into.

Also, who, when being kissed, is really wrapped up in the mere lip motions. The taste, smell, caress and all that are kindof what make kissing someone special. Not the fact that they moved their tongue in a certain familiar way.

 

[Zulnam]

Suuuuuuuree.... "kissing"...... heheheheheh...

 

[Andaxay]

Doesn't this look much better?

Oh god NO! It looks more creepy with a creepy smile!

Hey, it looks kinda like Kristen Stewart

Hahaha, nah, this has more expression.

This lovely piece of news just made me belly-laugh 'til I cried. I was in a long-distance relationship for three years, I have a feeling it'd have died a lot sooner if we'd had a couple of these. Thank you, Escapist.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

What... just what?
Who the fuck is going to kiss that thing? That just kills any mood.

 

[Ukomba]

Ah! Kill it with fire!

I'm not sure which is sadder; the device itself, or the fact that someone, somewhere in the world, thought that this was a good idea.

Singapore is close enough to Japan that this shouldn't be surprising.

 

[antipirate]

creepiness aside, something like this probably wouldn't work even if they got the robotics just right because of latency... kissing latency

 

[Asus Quickclaw]

That thing would just be plain akward... Not impressed at all.

 

[Attercap]

Funny, I always thought something like this would be more pear-shaped.

 

[Don Reba]

I can imagine, you get reunited with your loved one, but by then, he or she is so used to kissing the terrifying kissing device that they insist on bringing it into bed.

 

[blackrave]

Does it have some sort of simulation mode?
Then I'll buy two of those just to put one to another to have some sort of art performance

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Did anyone else immediately think of Howard The Duck upon seeing the image?


As long as the thing doesn't start talking to me I'm fine with it