Terrifying New Study Links Coffee to Glaucoma

[Fayathon]

And precisely zero fucks were given, I find coffee to be offensive in flavor and odor. I'll down Dew for my caffeine needs, thank you very much.

 

[Riff Moonraker]

Am I the only one that saw "F, K" in that coffee?

 

[UltraXan]

Indeed, this is a terrifying study! So terrifying that I just sent an e-mail to my coffee loving parents titled "Happy Halloween" with nothing but the link to this article... Oh, I'm gonna have fun when I get home tonight...