So, after listening to the titular Weird Al song for the hundredth time today, a thread idea was formed. The rules are simple: You have to divine a horoscope for the poster below you. To start it off:Weird Al- Your Horoscope For Today said:Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
"You'll become involved in a sudden and unexpected romantic entanglement when you make eye contact with a particularly amorous 3000 pound walrus."
[sub]Yeah, you know you want it.[/sub]