That's Your Horoscope For Today

Starik20X6

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Weird Al- Your Horoscope For Today said:
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
So, after listening to the titular Weird Al song for the hundredth time today, a thread idea was formed. The rules are simple: You have to divine a horoscope for the poster below you. To start it off:

"You'll become involved in a sudden and unexpected romantic entanglement when you make eye contact with a particularly amorous 3000 pound walrus."


[sub]Yeah, you know you want it.[/sub]​
 

Dr.Susse

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Well because of Mars's reflection on the waters of Venus your inner soul is screaming for you to shop at Walmart.
Your lucky number for this month is 42.
 

Kae

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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
OH GOSH! That explains why I had a sudden urge to buy some headphones at Wal-Mart today!
[sup][sup]They sound nice, probably should have bought something better off the NET though.[/sup][/sup]

Remember this is science!
To alleviate your back problems you should pray to Saint Excepticuse the following magic words "MAMASE MAMASA MAMACUZA, MAMASE MAMASA MAMACUZA".
 

thesilentman

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You have the power to calmly stave off any idiots/trolls/etc. around. No need to thank me.

AND SCREW THAT BACK PROBLEM ADVICE. >:-|