The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell

Dylan Sowers

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That's right, I'm talking about the worst scenario a gamer would ever wish to be stuck in for all eternity. What do you guys have for creative ideas? To start things off:
No Thumbs
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Australia
 

LyonLee

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The desert bus...? There's a very good reason people play a marathon session of it for charity.
 

SomeLameStuff

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No thumbs doesn't impact PC gamers.

I'd say being tied to a chair and forced to play Superman 64 / E.T.

OR having some fat guy walk in front of the screen every 2 minutes.
 

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SomeLameStuff said:
No thumbs doesn't impact PC gamers.

I'd say being tied to a chair and forced to play Superman 64 / E.T.

OR having some fat guy walk in front of the screen every 2 minutes.
Then how do you use the spacebar? That kind of hampers a lot of games, though it would still be possible, it really does impact pc gamers
 

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Dylan Sowers said:
Australia
I resent that! :mad:
Nah, just kidding.

Probably stuck with awesome, critically acclaimed games that have game-breaking bugs just after doing the first mission.
 

Dylan Sowers

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Humza Ahmad said:
Tonythion said:
All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.
I can not think of anything worst then this.
Me either. Well, possibly except for your misuse of grammar, and my compulsion to notify you of it. :D

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Miles000

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Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
 

Dylan Sowers

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Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson.
Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.
 

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Non-stop choppy lag with team mates that are incredibly bad, take all the good guns, shoot/hit you all game, and your controller keeps dying.
And/or the keyboard/mouse/controller is really sticky and gross.
 

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Australias not that bad no good game(that Im interested in) gets censored anyways Plus we are close to getting a R18+ rating, As for the cost well we have steam(despite how shitty it is) here you know(and games are predictied to fall to $70 new realease now).

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One point about the captchas why is "they" in a perfectly readable font
when Its supposed to preserve books that the computer can't read.
 

Robert632

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Being forced to play a marathon match against all the most horribly overpowered bosses forever. With your teeth.

Not very original, but Iwhen I think of gaming hell, I just sort of think of this ************

and others like him.
 

Miles000

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Dylan Sowers said:
Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson.
Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.
1. Michael Atkinson is no longer in power, where it counts.
2. What is wrong with out Gears of War?
 

Dylan Sowers

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kman123 said:
Dylan Sowers said:
Miles000 said:
Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.
There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson.
Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.
Atkinson is gone. Long gone. What's this about Gears of War?
Eh, my apologies, I'm a bit behind on foreign nation politics. And the Gears of War reference was for Germany, not Australia. Quite a few of my buddies aren't too happy about that.

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Tonythion said:
All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.
This, but the QTE's are also motion-controlled, and the "game" is only presented in old-school red/blue 3D
 

kidd25

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having the power to play demo of the first level or first hour. BUT THE GAME NEVER COMES OUT! I don't mean like it will be soon, I'm talking the whole thing is done, you just will never get it... btw every last critic in hell gave it 100/10.