The above taught me that ___

[Drummodino]

Legion taught me that I should be aware of when anime movies are playing in my city *cries*

Orson Scott Card.

 

[Neuromancer]

It was by Orson Scott Card that I taught how absurd the winners of Nebula Awards sometimes are.

Christopher Robin.

 

[Barbas]

Christopher Robin taught me about all the best places to bury evidence in the woods.

M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Mr Night taught me that I should not be watching his movies.

Grásíða

 

[Barbas]

Google Translate taught me how to speak fractured, piss-poor Italian.

Fedoras.

 

[username sucks]

Fedoras taught me that baseball caps aren't the only hats in the world. Who knew?

Eskimos.

 

[Drummodino]

Eskimos taught me you can live in stupidly cold areas.

@Tnekrtena

 

[Neuromancer]

Tnekrtena taught me how painful ear aches are.

Dice rolls.

 

[Barbas]

The Third Impact taught me about internal haemorrhaging.

Swans.

 

[Drummodino]

Swans taught me that birds smell bad.

Nerf guns.

 

[Barbas]

Nerf guns taught me that war doesn't always have to have casualties.

Orks.

 

[Teoes]

Orks taught me about manners, etiquette and the advantages of good, clean enunciation.

Tumescence

 

[Fraught]

Tumescence taught me that Neil Gaiman's vividly-imagined gay sex scenes are still oddly eloquent.

Milk carton.

 

[Drummodino]

Milk carton taught me to always smell before drinking.

Minecraft.

 

[Drummodino]

Hipsters taught me I'm not cool enough to not be cool.

March Mayhem.

 

[Barbas]

March Mayhem taught me that for some reason, people get terribly upset about March Mayhem.

Piggies.

 

[Drummodino]

Piggies taught me that they are delicious.

Sony.

 

[Barbas]

Sony taught me where Microsoft's arse is and how to kick it.

Spirali.

 

[Drummodino]

Spirali taught me I prefer them to long, thin noodles.

Anime.

 

[Barbas]

The above taught me about the Sniper's past.

Snipin'.