The Almighty Thor Looks Even Worse Than Titanic 2

Ren3004

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So, the land of the Gods is Hogwarts?

I wish these guys would stick to original productions. Like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

 

Snake Plissken

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I'm not terribly certain why everyone is mocking this. Have you guys SEEN that trailer for "actual" Thor film? It looks godawful...
 

k-ossuburb

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I love you Asylum, you always know how to fry the coke in the funniest ways possible.

Shark eating a plane in mid-air is still my favourite, though.
 

Caligulove

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Where would my Drunk Weekend Shitty Movie Nights be without the Asylum?

Along with the MST3k guys, it's been the source of some great nights of hilarity, and I thank them in a way.
 

jurnag12

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Wait, "Hammer of Invincibility"?
When the hell did the name 'Mjolnir' get copyrighted?
Besides that, kinda looking forward to it, since all Asylum movies are good for a laugh.
 

norwegian-guy

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gigastar said:
Wait, couldnt Marvel sue over its name?

Marvel's Thor is known as The Almighty Thor, and the entertainment industry doesnt like name confusion.
It's how Asylum studio works, they make a movie with an almost identical title to a huge movie and hope to make money of it. When they're accused of plagiatrism they try to twist away with empty claims.

What I wonder is how these people stay in business. Nobody who sees through their sham would watch their movies. I think they have been sued several times. Shouldn't they be bankrupt by now?
 

Agent Larkin

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Sorry that Thor uses an Uzi.

This will be better. Sorry but Rule of Cool dictates this to be true.
 

Premonition

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You gotta give The Asylum one thing. They do make entertaining movies. Shitty. But entertaining. I laughed my ass off with Titanic 2.
 

Owlslayer

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Well, damn. When i read the headline of this article, i almost freaked out. I though you were talking about the other movie, the one that MovieBob talked about (a bit).

Now I'm not a real Marvel fan here, and I'm not expecting the movie to be great, but i hoped it would be ok or good. And then i go the The Escapist and see that Thor sucks hard. So hard that it goes to be a headline at the Escapist. And this happens RIGHT after i bought 2 tickets to it...
It took me a bit to realize the difference... silly me. I really should have watched the video before panicking.

Still, i hope the other Thor won't be bad.
 
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jurnag12 said:
Wait, "Hammer of Invincibility"?
When the hell did the name 'Mjolnir' get copyrighted?
Besides that, kinda looking forward to it, since all Asylum movies are good for a laugh.
You're assuming they bothered to look up the name of Thor's hammer. I assume otherwise, given that they said 'armageddon' instead of 'Ragnarok'

On the other hand...Thor with an uzi...
 

SergeantAnt

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ahhahaha this looks epically bad! i doubt i'll watch it but if im ever channel surfing and see it on syfy i so will >:D.
but yeah it looks horrible in a completely funny way