The Almighty Thor Looks Even Worse Than Titanic 2

[MoD1212]

LOLOLOLOLOL I lost it during that shot of Thor wit a uzi, priceless

on the reals tho i don't care if its "so bad its awesome" I still to busy hoping the actual Thor Movie is gonna rock

Trailer was def a good laugh tho

 

[Casual Shinji]

Oh Grieco, what have you done to yourself?

 

[lead sharp]

That looks like something Marvel would have made 20 years ago.

Imagine him along side the Hoff as Nick Fury and that unfortunate chap who played Cap' in The Avengers (subtitled 'We're so sorry').

 

[Mettking]

Wait, couldnt Marvel sue over its name?

Marvel's Thor is known as The Almighty Thor, and the entertainment industry doesnt like name confusion.

Thor comes from Norse Mythology, so probably not. I'm going to go play Valkyrie Profile just so I can remember how interesting I thought that mythology is.

 

[Fappy]

That is some epic Baldur's Gate II effects at the end there.

 

[SomEngangVar]

Actually saw Titanic 2. You'll never guess the ending.

 

[Saltyk]

Okay, so I was pretty sure this was fake... Some clever jokester making a Youtube video of stupidity yet awesome. The fact that its not is kinda disturbing. I'd almost watch this just to laugh. It looks really bad.

On the other hand, as so many have already said: Thor+uzi=EPIC!
I predict a new meme.

Actually saw Titanic 2. You'll never guess the ending.

The boat sinks?

 

[Necrofudge]

Wait... was that a gun?

Was Thor shooting the monsters with a gun?

The Asylum really does do quality work, doesn't it?

 

[BiscuitWheels]

Nice to see Kevin Nash get top billing. He's booking the film like he did WCW it appears.

 

[squid5580]

I'm not terribly certain why everyone is mocking this. Have you guys SEEN that trailer for "actual" Thor film? It looks godawful...

That is what I was thinking. I would rather watch this than the upcoming Marvel movie lol

 

[Vault101]

didnt they change it to "syfy" because...well they basically said "sc fi is for geeks and weirdos!"

what whos this for?...retards?

 

[vansau]

This sorta reminded me of jim carrey's the mask 2. I'm not positively sure why(loki's in it I guess)

That was Jamie Kennedy. Carey had nothing to do with that cinematic abortion. The saddest thing about that movie? It had a $100 million budget.

 

[gundamrx101]

The only thing the asylum did right was let Bruce Boxlietner fight giant robots.

 

[AvsJoe]

Kevin Nash? As in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Punisher, Pro Wrestler Kevin Nash? Hell, I'm in.

Side note: stupid "in". Every word was capitalized except the ins. Fuck in.

 

[Antidrall]

Wow, I want to punch whoever is writing this thing. They have no understanding of Norse Mythology.

 

[OldAccount]

I wonder how many grandmothers are going to pick this up believing it's the Marvel Thor movie once the holidays come about.

 

[killamanhunter]

why does it look like a preview for a high school film project? Those special affects barely would've passed the 90's.

 

[Christemo]

as a Dane, i am utterly ashamed to see this horror. "Demon God Loki" "Hammer of invincibility" and goddamm lizards swarming the world.

please go die in a fire, Asylum.