The Battlefield Game

[ultimateownage]

Lucky I have my pet robot dinosaur that shoots beems when it roars! GO TYRANNOSAURUS X GO!
*blows up robots* DINO-TASTIC!

 

[oppp7]

*Throws a spear through a dragon* At least the aliens are also fighting the army.

 

[SnakeF]

*hijacks a U.F.O. from the aliens*
IMMA FIRING MA LAZORZ
*fires lazorz at aliens*

 

[orangebandguy]

Takes an alien raygun and disintegrates some aliens.

 

[oppp7]

We need someone to hack the robots so they're on our side. Anyone here a good cliche movie hacker? *Cliche criminal hunter hacker appears* Hacker: I can!
Me: Ok, I'll cover you.

 

[orangebandguy]

The robots freeze momentarily, then turn their attention from me and attack the aliens and dragons. I pick up an alien weapon, which fires huge globs of blue energy that explode on contact. I like this new weapon.

 

[oppp7]

*Stray laser hits the deinynosuchus and I fall off. My axe starts to brake as I fight with a ninja*

 

[SnakeF]

*flys over in my new UFO*
Heed a hand against those ninjas?
*fires lazors at the ninjas*

 

[oppp7]

Thanks!
*Axe blade snaps off and I start using the shaft to beat some zombies*

 

[orangebandguy]

Several ninjas are hit by my new weapon, reducing them to bright glowing blue liquid on the ground. I see a UFO circling madly above me shooting ninjas.

 

[oppp7]

*The last of the zombies are killed*
That just leaves the ninjas, mutants, robots, dragons, and aliens. If we had a few more dinosaurs we could take them down easily.
*Starts fighting a mutant*

 

[orangebandguy]

Aerodactyl is summoned into existence at random and uses hyper beam on a swarm of ninjas. Eradicating them from existence.

Seems like oppp's prayers were answered.

 

[oppp7]

But we need more dinosaurs.
*A flying plesiosaur starts fighting the dragons, holding a group of them off*
Well, it's not technically a dinosaur, but who cares?

 

[ultimateownage]

*comes in blowing up aliens with my M.I.R.V on my tyrannosaurus X* Need some help? *calls in my newly hacked robot army* Nothing is a match to my perks!

 

[oppp7]

Wait, whatever happened to that guy who hacked the other robots for us?
*Sees his skeleton after a dragon ate him*
Ops.
*Awesome face*

 

[Knife-28]

I crawl out from under a piece of sky, delivering a roundhouse kick to a nearby alien.

 

[oppp7]

*I continue to fight the mutants as the ninjas start to over come one of the alien spaceships*

 

[bew11]

I throw my mother at the ninjas and she nags them all into submision.

 

[oppp7]

*The axe shaft breaks and I pull another weapon out of hammerspace*
Sweet, always wanted to use a butterknife.

 

[SnakeF]

*my UFO explodes but I jump out just in time*
Damn aliens sneaking up on me
*I pull out a sledgehammer and start beating in mutant skulls with it*