The Battlefield Game

[oppp7]

*The ninjas take over a ship but can't fly it. It crashes into the ground*
Well that was anti-climactic...

 

[ultimateownage]

*I run out of ammunition in my M.I.R.V, my dinosaur dies and my robot army is too dumb to fight because they have crappy A.I*
Oh fuck it
*starts punching aliens*

 

[oppp7]

*Pulls out a rocket launcher and starts shooting down dragons*
They've got the skies! We need to take over the ground!
*Suddenly several holes appear and an army of mole people climb out, attacking the aliens, horde, and us*
O come on!

 

[ultimateownage]

Atleast mole people have bollocks! *proceeds to kick mole people in the balls*
Much easier then punching!
*picks up a shotgun*
So is this!

 

[oppp7]

*Throws a grenade into the mole holes, which explodes farther down and does nothing*
O ya, that was a video game...

 

[orangebandguy]

Reappears from space and lands in a drop pod.

I emerge in a gigantic suit of power armour.

'Crush Kill and DESTROY!'

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Pulls the power supply out of the back of the power armour.

Does victory penguin dance. And *squarks*:

*COME MY PENGUIN MINIONS! FOR THE DRAGONS! FOR ANTARTICA!*

 

[oppp7]

NO!
*I attack Penguins with a katana*

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

*blocks with metal plated flipper*

Squarks:

*PENGUINS! BALLROOM WALTZ 3 FORMATION! AND...WALTZ!*

 

[Fniff]

A battlecry is heard.

Fniff's Space Marine army approaches, with him at the front, armed with a custom made bolter.

"FOR THE EMPORIUM!" He shouts, and charges at the battlefield!

 

[ultimateownage]

*Hops on space ship* No one can beat me! *starts firing nukes at the penguin army* GO MY ROBOT AND DINOSAUR MINIONS, GO! GO DINOMIGHT GO, DINO-TASTIC!

 

[Fniff]

Fniff fires at the spaceship, and orders several other space marines to fire on it. The rest just fire randomly at anyone that comes close.

 

[oppp7]

Damn! There's too many of them! Time for plan B!
*The plesiosaur above transforms into a giant ship full of nukes*
Operation Pepperbomb go!
*All the nukes are shot towards the earth*
For glor-
*Nuclear explosions*

 

[Fniff]

Fniff stands up, and says,

"Is that all ya got?" He says, smiling.

He grabs a radio and calls in reinforcements.

"You just got Chaos on your hands, *****!"

 

[oppp7]

Uh, ya, I think I died so...

*Some aliens are all that's left from the nuclear holocaust. They attack Fniff and the survivors*

 

[Fniff]

"Nice. Try." Fniff pulls out duel miniguns that fire flamethrowers that fire mini nukes.

"KILL ALL OF THEM!"

 

[oppp7]

*Suddenly a dark wizard appears on the horizon. He casts a spell that prevents the use of nukes*

 

[orangebandguy]

I smash through some ninjas, then leaping onto a dragon. Punching the back of it's head repeatedly with my power fist. It's brain is reduced to pulp and we both fall from the sky.

 

[oppp7]

*The dark wizard fires lightning at orangebandguy and Fniff*

 

[Fniff]

Fniff isn't wearing any conductable materials....*****.