The Beard Thread

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Eumersian

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I guess my beard must be pretty cool. At least a 3. I was at a marching band competition yesterday and somebody came up to me, said "Your beard?is epic," and then walked away. It's got a lot of chin and side coverage, but I personally can't stand the neckbeard. In honor of those brave beardless men out there who are participating in No Shave November, I have decided to not shave as well. Unfortunately, I usually shave the neck bit, which gives it a nice clean look. Only now, it's really itchy.
 

nuqneh1

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I've been working on growing a beard for the past few months. I'm trying to go for either 50's werewolf or Evil Spock.
 

tehbeard

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God dammit, shaved yesterday. :(

usually it's a 2.2-3.0 depending on weather and availability of shaving apparatus.

No pic because only stubble / a 1.4 at the moment.
 

Joshroom

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Ahh, the joys of beard ownership.

I think this photo shows off my facial fuzz to the best extent. I'm still not sure how to embed photos so instead heres a link:
http://wymbsy.deviantart.com/#/d32de7p


I think that rates at least 3/4 on the chinstrap beard scale
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Well here's my beard at the moment. I believe its about a week or two old.
Yeah I know nothing special. Its a 2 at best but its more like a 1.5. I can get a better beard going and I have on occasion. Thankfully I managed to start growing facial hair pretty young (at about 14 years old) and was able to grow something decent at about 16 - 17 years old. Its still thickening though, so unless I let it grow longer, my facial hair doesn't look the best.
Sim said:
Look to your left. The +1 Goatee of Manliness debuted in 2006 at the insistence of my ex-wife, who was strongly attracted to guys with facial hair.

It remains in 2010 because she's not the only chick to dig it. I look damn good with a goatee.
Damn, I thought you were about to go all Old Spice commerical there for a sec.
"Hello there men. Look at your beard. Now back to mine. Now back to your beard. NOW back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine..."
 

crudus

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I have a simple goatee and mustache. I'd rather not post a picture of it.

[a href=http://www.bennylingbling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PHmF5.jpg]
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You may have to click the picture
 

MassiveGeek

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I don't have a beard, I'm a girl so.

My boyfriend has a lovely beard though, and a moustache. :p
 

Tdc2182

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Quantum Roberts said:
Wow. You sir are a legend.
Give me a few minutes and I'll post my beard.
I honestly interpreted this as you were going to go to the bathroom to grow a beard in a few minutes.

OT: I sadly cannot grow any lower beard hair at this current phase in my life. Its a family curse.

But I can grow a pretty sweet mustache.
 

MasterMuffinMan

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I'm doing Movember too, currently about a 1.5 on the scale. I have very little cheek coverage, which is annoying, it's mostly neck beard, chin and 'tache. It'll be interesting to see how it looks by the end of the month.
 

Direwolf750

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mine looks just like that 5 example up there. except mine has two red streaks coming down from my chin, and less mustache.
 

Saltyk

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crudus said:
I have a simple goatee and mustache. I'd rather not post a picture of it.

[a href=http://www.bennylingbling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PHmF5.jpg]
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You may have to click the picture
Apparently my chin strap makes me mildly trustworthy or neutral like Abe Lincoln. Better than the Hitler!
[sub]Crap I didn't just invoke Godwin's Law by saying that did I?[/sub]
 

the protaginist

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Right now i'm at about .6, because i just shaved and am 15. Tell ya what, i'll come back at the end of the month(no shave novemeber) and revive the thread.
 

Woodsey

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I'm 16 and could probably muster a 0.2.

I'm sick of waiting to tell you the truth; I wasn't even a "late starter" by any means!
 
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This thread makes me sad, as it reminds me that I may never be able to grow a beard :'(

CURSE MY HAIRLESS CHIN!

I can grow some chin fuzz, but its just not the same. At all.

I wants a beard...