The Best Name Ever

[Lullabye]

*Points to profile picture* Juracule Mihawk, from One Piece. I mean, seriously, say that name out loud and see for yourself!

Excuse me? I think you are mistaken.
Rorranora Zolo(or Zoro depending, either way) takes that title.

Though, there is a guy here on the Escapist wiht a pretty awesome username I saw recently.
it went like
"Wow they sure
are generous with
the usernames
around here"

 

[willard3]

I'm a teaching assistant at a college. One of my colleagues' students wrote "L-A" as her name on an assignment. He asked what her name was, she acted frustrated and said "It's L'Dasha."

Also there was the classic "Shad'nasty" which apparently is pronounced "shah-dynasty", but which really REALLY looks like "shawn da nasty."

 

[no oneder]

Not showing off or anything, but people always tell me I have a pretty cool name. Kennedy Lee Sloan. Some friends at film school named characters after me!! Sorry everyone, but I think I win. Or not.

The first thing I thought of when I read your name? Fat truck driver with a confederacy hat.

Second thing I thought of? Badass assassin assembling a sniper rifle from a metal attache case.

I'd say the badassery of your name is about 50-50.

Really?! Truck driver?! Aw man!! C'mon!!

It's the Lee part of your name. People with Lee as their middle name just makes me think of hill billies and truckers.

Now that you mention it, it does sound a bit redneck. I never thought of it that way.

 

[Shrifes]

Ravenor, dunno why it just sounds cool. Another of Abnett's characters, Ibram Gaunt though his character may be influencing my opinion of the name.

My grandfather went on about my initials, S.X.F. or S.X.T or even S.Z.F. or S.Z.T* sounding cool and professional.


*seriously my middle name can be spelled with either a Z or an X and my surname is in the process of being legally changed.

 

[Vault101]

There is a book called freakonomics about how your name can acctually affect your future

(But I think its a bit silly because its just a cycle, it seems the imply the more non-conventional your name is generally the less educated/rich you are, BUT its not just the name because people in low socio ecenomic situations tend to name their kids weirder names)

anyway It had the charming story about a child with the name pronounced "sha-teed" but because the mother was illiterite they had spelled it "shithead"

aparantly acording to the book I have the second most whitest name for females

 

[loc978]

...I once had a commanding officer whose first and middle name was Tommy Lee 1 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Lee] 2 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Lee_Jones]. His last name was pretty badass too, but I plan to stay relatively anonymous here, and he's probably still commanding something somewhere...

 

[Hemlet]

I thought Enkidu was a pretty cool name. That and Dagon.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

there is a man named Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior
A man in Carlisle changed his name to Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand.

Well, I was going to say Constantine, but I think these two won.

 

[captaincabbage]

It's gotta go to either Snake Pliskin, or my other favorite Lex Sexington.

 

[Yokai]

Ursarkar E. Creed, the Tactical Genius.

Spider Jerusalem, the Professional Mad Bastard.

Fox Houdini Powers, the Ten-Year-Old Kid I Know.

They are the best names.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Malakai and Gilgamesh.
The names of my (male) children right there.

Oh god, Malakai is a scary ass name especially since after Children of the Corn lol.

OT: Johnny Cash. It's just one cool name.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster, who apparently is a real person

He has a Facebook and Twitter account, and made No. 1 on Cracked.com's Top 9 Manliest names ever, beating out Lance Armstrong, Dick Pound and Powers Boothe.

 

[thedeathscythe]

Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta... WHY THE HELL DO YOU GO BY SOMTHING AS STUPID SOUNDING AS LADY FREAKING GAGA?

I'll remember the name Lady Gaga a million times easier than Stefani Germanotta, let alone her full name. It may be cooler, but if you want to be renowned, you don't want a confusing or forgettable name. Screw creativity, you want memorability.

 

[Chamale]

Not showing off or anything, but people always tell me I have a pretty cool name. Kennedy Lee Sloan. Some friends at film school named characters after me!! Sorry everyone, but I think I win. Or not.

The first thing I thought of when I read your name? Fat truck driver with a confederacy hat.

Second thing I thought of? Badass assassin assembling a sniper rifle from a metal attache case.

I'd say the badassery of your name is about 50-50.

Really?! Truck driver?! Aw man!! C'mon!!

It's the Lee part of your name. People with Lee as their middle name just makes me think of hill billies and truckers.

I know people named Kennedy, Lee, and Sloan. They're pretty quirky. Picturing a combination of their quirks is mind-blowing - there are many possibilities, all of them strange.

Incidentally, my name translates to "The lawless man who loves horses romantically." When my dad gave me the same initials as a programming language, he should have thought about the translations of the names he used.

 

[Cogwheel]

Not a game, but there was this film I got talked into watching ages ago. The only thing I remember from it is that there was a character - he only appeared for one scene, mind you, hardly a big deal - called Smite.

Being a fairly high-ranking officer, he was consistently referred to as Major Smite. I'd say that's a pretty impressive title/name, or at least one you don't cross.

 

[York_Beckett]

Justin Case, obviously.

 

[Yostbeef]

my buddies name is Alexander Konami Lesher

 

[Kranay]

Naughtius Maximus. The best name EVER.

 

[Whitenail]

Two words. Zap, Rowsdower.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

damn someone already said vash the stampede, well how about Nicholas D Wolfwood thats pretty badass.