The best way to make someone believe you've gone insane.

[Torrasque]

Act normal and casually be very violent to random strangers.
When others are "WHAT THE FUCK?!" either act like you have no idea what you they are talking about, or say 'if I told you, the entire space time continuum would be disrupted' WHILE KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE.

 

[PurePareidolia]

"So I think those scientologists are onto something"

easy as that.

 

[Zacharious-khan]

Kill your girlfriends father, jump into a grave and be offensive to your best friend, accidentally poison your mother then purposely poison your father then leave your kingdom to the invading Norwegians.
that should work

 

[Vykrel]

voices in your head. they eat it right up.

just what i was gonna say... i think if i were to commit a very heinous crime, i would probably start spouting out things like "GAAAAAH MAKE THE VOICES STOOOOOP!!!!!!" and stuff like that it could get you landed in an insane asylum, which i would assume is much easier to escape from than a prison.

 

[Daniel Allsopp]

Most of these suggestions are over the top. If you really want to make someone's blood run cold, open your eyes wide, grin, hang your head and quietly chuckle to yourself. If anyone approaches you, slowly raise your eyes to theirs and stare at them, then slowly reach towards them with a hand. They'll back away in fear pretty damn fast, but if they don't, grab them and pull them in close, then whisper "I want to dissect you" into their ear.

Inspired by Doctor Stein from Soul Eater.

 

[WaReloaded]

Write extensively about how you wish you were Yoda.
Dress like Yoda.
Eat only what Yoda eats.
Sell your home and build a mud replacement elsewhere.
Etc

 

[Infernai]

Laugh madly and then perform this monologue in the middle of a crowd of people with no prompting and for no apparent reason at all. Bonus points if you just pick someone at random out of the crowd and just start the monologue at them:


Just act like the joker and people will soon start checking out which mental institution would suit you best.

 

[Dfskelleton]

You could stand on the edge of a high place and say that space dragonflies will catch you when you jump, as you are their ruler.
Alternatively, pretend you think you're someone else.
Just because it seemed appropriate to post here: My good friend had an amazing bad idea a while ago, he said "If there's one thing you should never do, it's roll around in sugar, walk into a police station and say that eagles burned your house down."

 

[Tax_Document]

Put underwear on your head and stick two pencils up your nose

then say "wibble"

In the Sudan?

XD

 

[Gametek]

Watch My Little Pony? And take as a comportament model Pinky.

 

[katsabas]

Undies on your head, wood sticks in your nose. Worked for Blackadder.

 

[Vangaurd227]

Start telling people that green lantern is a good movie.All your friend's will think your nut's!

 

[Devil's Due]

Claim you unironically enjoyed Too Human and were disappointed to hear the sequels were canned.

I actually enjoyed Too Human and were disappointed in hearing the sequel news, honestly. Just because you dislike it doesn't mean it's "insane" for others to like it.

As for the thread: Seriously, don't overdo it. People do such fake acts you just have to roll your eyes, make it subtle, like creepy subtle. The best kind of horror movies aren't the overly stupid idiots, but those who are seriously just creepy in their habits and truly believe in what they're doing.

That's insanity, and you better start loving every minute of it.

 

[ScorpSt]

Ways to make people think you're crazy:
1. Don't speak and maintain a neutral expression, no matter what.
2. Wear a hat made of tin foil. Whenever someone asks why, be evasive. If they try to take it off, scream until it's back on your head. Other than that, act completely normal.
3. Headbang to NPR.
4. Laugh at bad news and/or cry when someone tells a joke.

Don't do all of these. In fact, it's best to just pick once.

 

[Prince Regent]

Bite off one of your own fingers. It instantly convinces your friend that you're crazy.

Naturaly you can only do this to a maximum of 10 times.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Claim you unironically enjoyed Too Human and were disappointed to hear the sequels were canned.

I actually enjoyed Too Human and were disappointed in hearing the sequel news, honestly. Just because you dislike it doesn't mean it's "insane" for others to like it.

Haha, I know that there are in fact people who enjoyed the game. But on this website - and, perhaps, the internet at large - it's a good way to make people think you've fucking lost it. It is not indicative of you or the game itself, it's just how people happen to act. People like me, yes, but I'm fickle.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

find some depressing/nihilistic phrase like "were all shit" and scream it over and over again while cutting yourself.

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

Put a grass skirt and a sailor's cap, then jump up and scream at strangers.

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

One of my sisters x factor and jerry springer loving friends told me I was stupid for playing video games. I told her they stop the voices in my head, that tell me to kill, in a really serious voice. Then I stared at her until my sister came in with coffee and acted like it never happened.

Fun times.