I never trusted dolphins, those always smiling, horny, kill machines. If they had thumbs and legs you can bet they'd be the dominant species on earth.
As a child born in the early 90s, I must say I disagree about the 90s sucking. I say the mid-2000s sucked.
Wondered what your opinion on the G.I. Joe sequel would be. The uber campy, completely over the top nature was what sold the first movie, can't see how grittiness will improve it.
And the DS thing, well, I get a lot more use out of my DS than my PSP. So either I've got the attention span of a kid, or Sony might be wrong on that point. I think it's just jealousy that they got trounced in the last handheld generation and are hoping to beat Nintendo this time around.