The biggest douche you know

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astrav1

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Can you subtly link a certain guy OP? I'm sure this would be a fun time for the internet.
 

Hashime

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Irridium said:
I know someone who's the biggest ass around. This person is a douche of the highest caliber.

Who am I talking about? Why this person [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] of course.

What a prick.
That scared the hell out of me, good show mate, good show.
 

RatRace123

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I went to school with a few of them, always thought they were hot shit, and "gangsta" whatever the hell means.
One of them was about 5'4 with a pot belly though, so don't know how well he'd do in an actual gang.
 

Hashime

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The only douche I know is am Asian (not racist, is important to story) guy in my class. My university program is quite small, there are 150ish people in my year and we are all one class, taking the same courses (one electives in 2b, some after) and take these courses in the same room at the same time. The class is pretty tight but this one guy who shall remain unnamed, because I do not know how to spell his name, refuses to talk to or acknowledge white people. He will carry a loud conversation is English or Chinese (Mandarin I think) and if a white guy / girl ask him to stop he will not respond, nor will he move if one wants to get by, etc.
 

HT_Black

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First, a wee bit of moodsetting:


Secondly, I'd like to dedicate that song to my obese, unfaithful, violent, alcoholic, abusive, profane, vulgar, self-righteous, condescending, and full-of-shit dad. Have a dandy time in Hell, old man.
 

Ignatz_Zwakh

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This coworker of mine whose job it was to train me when I first started at a local videostore 3 years ago. My first shift at my first job ever, and the dude stiffs me. He showed me how to use the cash and said he had to step out for a minute. 3 hours later he shows up with a frappuccino and apologizes, saying he got caught up in things.

Our working relationship went downhill from there. >_>
 

Tartarga

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The biggest douche I know would be one of my fellow classmates who shall go unamed. He cheated on his girlfriend, tried to steal my friends girlfriend and then gave him shit about it.
 

SimuLord

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According to several of my ex-girlfriends and a fair few of my fellow business students, it's me.

But personally my money's on this dude I go to school with, who's slick as a Gulf Coast beach and just oozes "phony, money-grubbing asshole" from every pore. He's the ur-example of why despite being an accounting student I prefer not to keep company with business majors.
 

socialtangent

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I didn't really know him exactly, but I once met possibly the biggest douche I've ever seen in a Guitar Center.

He was an Asian guy with long hair that made him look like he should have been a member of Dragonforce. Everyone knew he was there because he grabbed a guitar, went for the largest amp he could find, and started shredding on the damn thing on max volume. I was playing on another amp not too far away and was having trouble hearing myself play, so I turned it up a little. Soon after, the guy sat down right next to me and told me that he would show me "how to really play the guitar". He then proceeded to plug into the closest amp, turned it up to 11 and started shredding again. At that point, I just got up and went into the soundproofed acoustic guitar room.

When he eventually left, the store was filled with the most glorious silence.
 

Geekosaurus

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Whoever the person outside, down in the courtyard of my flat is. He's shouting and trying to sing. He's not even drunk.

"I could rave to this tune fo' life!"

If you wouldn't mind doing it somewhere else, that would be great.
 

EeveeElectro

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I'd like to say my dad, but I haven't seen him in years, therefore don't have to put up with him.
Instead the award goes to the person who lives with me and my boyfriend. In short, he brags about getting £1,000+ in benefits a month which is triple I get for working as he constantly reminds me. Yet he will ***** and moan and throw a tantrum if he has to put any money towards the house. There's much more, but he's the worst person I've ever met.